And... cut! Great, dripping with swagger! Let's go again though, and maybe ease up on the cocksure smile just a bit.
“Gus Walks into a Bank” · Season 3, Episode 8
In this episode: Shawn Spencer (5), Gus (2)
You're not coming in? You're gonna make me stand in that deposit line all by myself?
Nope buddy, I will be with you in spirit like a tiny wood nymph. Besides, what's your glitch with the ATM machine anyway?
It's a people thing Shawn. Business should always be done face to face.
Well, if you remember, I'm holding a bit of a grudge against this particular banking institution.
Why? Because they turned you down for a small business loan last year?
Yes because they turned me down for a small business loan that was completely legitimate, Gus.
Shawn, it was for a zip line pulley system to transport snacks from the kitchen to your desk.
Or the reception area. What's your point?
Part of a running a business together Shawn, is sharing in the responsibilities of the business side of the business. Like making deposits.
What about the bidness side because I feel like I'm more of a bidness man. Who's covering that?
You know what? Fine. I'll do it myself.
We're in a hostage situation, Shawn. You don't get that?
I do get it. What I don't get is the bulletproof vest over the shirt. What is that?
You know I'm not really a regular person, right Phil?
PPhil
What does that mean?
'Cause I tried once and failed. I'm just too unique and interesting. The French call it "du fromage," which, roughly translated, means "of cheese."
Eight pies, four of them are vegetable. [Turns back from the bank]
LLuntz
Is this guy for real?
No pepperoni?! Really?! Plus the blatant disregard and utter criminal lack of ham and pineapple. What kind of a good faith negotiation is this? I mean, this is a hostage negotiation!
LLuntz
Well, I don't care if you're not happy with the ingredients. Put the pizzas down and walk away!
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