Shawn Spencer quotes from Psych

Shawn

Hey Lassie, the frozen yogurt guy's out front, did you want to go get one? Oh wait you can't.

Shawn

I solve a case every week. And usually one around Christmas.

Shawn

Man, I wish I knew you when you were black.

Shawn

Gus, don't be the American adaptation of the British Gus.

Shawn

[looking through a carefully-placed gap in some books on a desk, which show a woman bending over the copier] Your boy liked big butts and I cannot lie.

Shawn

Gus, don't be the third Thompson twin with the dreads.

Shawn

Dude, are my eyes seeing what my brain is telling my eyes that they're seeing?

Shawn

Look man, I have been shot! I am jumping on somebody's car!

Shawn

Gus, don't be the new Meshach Taylor.

Shawn

Gus, don't be the "iiiiiiiit" in "wait for iiiiiiiit".

Shawn

Really, Buzz? This is the thanks I get for giving you a cat and finding a guy to remove your Baha Men tattoo?

Shawn

Gus wants to know if your boat has cable. It's the season finale of Leverage and his TiVo's on the fritz.

Shawn

[To Dennis, after he knocks his tooth out with a nunchaku.] You looked like a badass, until you clocked yourself in the face. You needed this, man.

Shawn

He didn't need that.

Shawn

[to Gus] Have you been seeing clues this whole time?!

Shawn

I'm having a clear vision on a cloudy day.