[Henry wraps a tie around Shawn's eyes]
Did you get me a pinata?
Nope.
Pepsi challenge?
Nope.
Am I being executed?
“Lassie Did A Bad, Bad Thing” · Season 3, Episode 11
In this episode: Shawn Spencer (10), Gus (9), Carlton Lassiter (2), Henry Spencer (1)
It's just stupid, that's all. I mean, if he didnt have any hair then no one had any business calling him Fuzzy Wuzzy."
They were being ironic, Shawn.
Yeah, but he wasn't fuzzy, was he?!
No, he wasn't! Irony, Shawn!
My point precisely!
I'm still not convinced, Shawn. How can you be absolutely certain that Lassiter didn't shoot Chavez?
It's relatively easy, Gus. I decided to be and therefore I am. Socrates said that.
No, that was Descartes.
That was the cologne we wore in high school.
That was Drakkar Noir.
No, that's a wine.
That's pinot noir.
What are you, the Great Gatsby? Going to do a little swan-watching with Daisy Buchanan later?
Wow, how did you come up with that one?
Eighth grade summer reading, whaaaat.
Before we get started we always like to ask a few preliminary questions. Standard stuff.
Ok, fire away.
Ok, umm. Let's see: one, did you kill that guy?
Of course we'll help you. You're like our brother.
[winces] eh.
Stepbrother?
[winces] eh.
Weird kid who lives down the street and eats nothing but mayonnaise on Saltines?
Lassie, good news - we got you a grape one.
Told you I don't want a Popsicle.
Ah, I guess we'll have to share this one.
How do you share a Popsicle?
I take a lick, you take a lick, I take a lick, you take a lick, I take a lick.
It's time to go into stealth mode.
Stealth mode? Hit The Jackal switch!
Did you know that before he stabbed a guy, he was a life coach?
Who would hire him as a life coach?
The guy he stabbed!
I can't believe you actually thought that text was from me. It lacked all nuance, my signature mocking tone, and was utterly devoid of emoticons.
Looks like it's stealth mode for us, partner.
Stealth mode? Hit The Jackal switch!
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