Shawn Spencer quotes from Psych

Shawn

We call that a Sammy Floyd's Treehouse Shortcut Ambush.

Shawn

[annoyed] Your best man was a goat? Gus! I was supposed to be that goat!

Shawn

Just call me the suck-stopper. No, wait. Don't ever call me that.

Shawn

My dad is a lying liar from Liarsburg!

Shawn

Look, this is the lodge radar. And look! This is me, flying under it. Ca-Caw Ca-Caw! And look! This is Gus. He cannot fly.

Shawn

You said it was important. [surveying Henry's tight black turtleneck] Clearly, you're about to shoot an Old Spice commercial.

Shawn

Remember Dad, you treat a woman like a person, then a princess, then a Greek goddess, then a person again.

Shawn

Let's crash a funeral.

Shawn

I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask for that "World's Greatest Dad" mug back.

Shawn

Mr. Haversham, it is my belief that we have done all there is to do here tonight.

Shawn

Tomorrow we will look into the history of the house, see if there's anything there that can help us.

Shawn

Just don't have any leads at this point.

Shawn

So, I think we should all pat each other on the backs for a job well done so far. Reconvene first thing here in the morning for a nice farmer's breakfast.

Shawn

I have dinner plans with my mother.

Shawn

Mindy, it's official: you've won bitchiest banana.

Shawn

If I were just some average guy with no super powers I'd say [muttering dumbly] "I dunno; why are you asking me?" But as the head psychic for the Santa Barbara Police Department I say "I don't know. Why are you asking me?"

Shawn

This is the best shake on the planet. One part ice cream, two parts awesome!

Young Shawn

Hey, Dad. We're prospecting for oil. How was your day?

Shawn

I have an idea, but we'll need cool names.