How can you tell that someone's a compulsive liar? I mean, assuming their pants aren't on fire.
“Truer Lies” · Season 3, Episode 14
In this episode: Shawn Spencer (9), Gus (6), Juliet O'Hara (3), Carlton Lassiter (1), Chief Vick (1)
Does this ring a bell? "No, Shawn, I have not had any naughty dreams about you." And, "Yes, Shawn, I do wish Gus was never born so that I could be your partner."
What?
True story.
That's messed up.
I never said that, Gus.
RRyan
The night before I went to this restaurant to get a basket of these things called "fries quatro quesos dos fritos"; you know, the ones where they inject potatoes with a four-cheese mixture, fry them three quarters of the way, pull them out, batter them, fry them again, and then serve them with bacon and a nacho chili sour cream? Anyway, as I was sitting there, a car speeds right through the storefront across the street. It makes such a loud noise I had to turn my head and look and that is when I overheard the guys with the curlicues on his face tell the other guy in the corner table about the assassination plot.
Can that be true?
No way.
I mean, is that even possible?
I couldn't imagine it!
There's no way they could prepare a fry like that; that'd be way too much for the... for the human palate to manage!
It would be a flavor seizure.
Gentlemen, please, don't be ridiculous.
The Chief's right; let's just, just take a minute here to think this through. [pauses] They must be parboiling the potato first.
Is this about pride?
I got these jeans at a garage, not a garage sale, a garage. Clearly pride is not an issue for me.
RRyan
I don't know if it's enough, but I did overhear a time a place and a name.
Come again.
RRyan
I know who, what and where.
Ryan, that…that's everything we need to know. That's all of it. Why didn't you just say that in the first place?
RRyan
Because no one would let me.
That's true, Gus, that's very true.
Yeah, I got that, Shawn. Just go ahead Ryan.
RRyan
The time was 10:00.
10:00.
RRyan
To 4:30.
10:00 to 4:30.
RRyan
Yeah.
A six hour window? What do your killers work at the cable company?
It's okay. What's the place?
RRyan
420…420 something. I didn't get a street name or an apartment number, but the address definitely has a 420 in it.
Hmm.
RRyan
But the name I have.
Perfect, what is it?
RRyan
Tom.
Tom?
You wouldn't happen to have a last name, would you?
RRyan
Come on, guys! I can't do everything for you.
Gus, don't be this crevice in my arm.
Are you all right?
Yeah, of course I am, why?
Well we got the message that you were at the hospital. Something about life and death.
Oh, right, that. Well, we are in a hospital and, as it happens, it's filled with both life and death.
I knew I should have left that message.
Where's Leiber?
Gone. Looks like he's on the lam.
If he's on a lamb, he won't get far. Alpaca, different story. Those things really fly.
What about Ryan's assassins?
You should call either the Loch Ness Monster or Bigfoot. If you get in trouble, I'm sure they'd be happy to help.
First of all, Bigfoot and I haven't spoken in five years. Six if you don't count his cousin's wedding, which was literally like, "Hey, B!" "Blerrrgh."
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