[Candace, Phineas, Ferb and Perry are watching a TV commercial about Lindana]
This week, we ask "Where they go?" about Pop Stars from the 80's... First up, this perky pop-star stole a One Wonder Hit by declaring "I'm Lindana and I Wanna Have Fun!"
Lindana's real name is Linda Flynn-Fletcher and she's now living in the Tri-State area.
What? Mom, mom, mom, mom!
I can’t believe she didn't know that. [Candace then runs to Linda]
Mom, mom, mom, mom! You never told me you where a Pop Star!
LindaOh yeah! Well, that was long before you were born. It was fun, but I was happy to give it up to raise a family.
But you were Lindana and you wanna have fun!
Linda
Well, now I'm Linda and I wanna stir broth.
[Candace tries to explain to Linda about the boys' ATV, but ends up getting grounded when Linda thinks she was driving an actual vehicle without adult supervision]
Mom, Mom, you gotta come outside! I just drove up in this crazy souped-up car that the boys invent-
Linda
Wait, wait, wait. You were driving...without adult supervision?!
Well, no. I was operating a remote.
Linda
Oh, so it was a toy car?
No, no! No, it's a full-sized and it's-
Linda
[disbelieved] You were driving a full-sized car?! Oh, that's it, young lady. You're GROUNDED!
Linda
[fed up] Candace, GO TO YOUR ROOM! We will talk about this, later.
[stomps out of the kitchen and goes upstairs to her room; irked] Ugh! I thought I did it right this time! Only I'd stay til the end of that seminar!
Mom, Phineas and Ferb made me!
Linda
Um, I've got some stretch marks that would say otherwise.
No, I mean, they split me in half! Well, not like I'm cut in half, but they've made another me! Hear for yourself. It's for you.
Oh, hi Mom! Here's Candace.
Linda
That was a very nice imitation of yourself, Candace. Love ya, bye. [hangs up]
No, wait! Hello?! Grrrrrr...
[Candace obsessed with busting appears in the changing room]
Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom! She's here! I have Candace here with me! Come out and look for yourself! [takes Linda out of the changing room] See? Two of us!
Linda
Well, actually, right now I can see four of you.
[Candace obsessed with busting is now alone, with her reflections in the mirror]
That slippery vixen! Don't move. I'll be right back.
Linda
[sighs] Yes, yes, you will.
Linda
Candace?
Linda
Candace, is that you? I can barely hear you! What's all that noise? [through the other end of the phone] Candace, are you having a party?!
No, no, no, no, Mom! It's not a party, It's an intimate get together!
PMParty members
Candace party! Candace party!
Linda
Lawrence, there's something weird going on at home. I'm afraid we're gonna have to cancel our trip and head right back. [sighs]
Oh, would you like to yank my chain?
Linda
Yes, yes I would.
Mom and Dad are here. [as the party materializes behind her] Hello, mother, father. What are you doing back so soon? I hope everything's okay. [pause] There's a party behind me, isn't there?
PMParty members
Candace party! Candace party!
Linda
Candace, I trusted you. I can't believe you threw a party!
Linda
Well, then, whose party is it?
TBTeenage boys
[push the sliding door open] Candace party! Candace party!
Linda
Young lady, you are SO BUSTED! Tell your friends to go straight home, and then go straight up to your room!
TBTeenage boy 1
Oh, man! Hey, everybody, the Candace party is over.
[Candace sadly walks upstairs to her bedroom in her downcast manner. Phineas and Ferb watch her]
Candace, if it makes you feel any better, you accidentally threw the most outrageous party of the summer!
Thanks, guys. I'll see you in a week.
[Perry comes back and approaches Phineas and Ferb]
Oh, there you are, Perry. You missed Candace's party.
Totally. A platypus would have put it over the edge.
[Perry chatters]
[answers her phone] Hi, Mom.
Linda
[working on Phineas' birthday cake while on the phone] Where are you, Candace? You promised you'd help frost the cake after you got Phineas' present.
Yeah, well, I got a little sidetracked preparing the bust of the century. Later today, I'm gonna show you something you won't believe!
Linda
If I had a nickel for every time I've heard that. [Clips show Candace yelling for her with the 5-cent counter reaching up to $0.75] I guess I can buy a candy bar.
Hey! Wait a minute! All this phone does is ... make phone calls.
Linda
Sorry, Candace. You lost four phones in four months. I got you the cheapest replacement I could find. If you lose this one, it's life without a phone for Candace Flynn.
Life without a phone for Candace Flynn? But, but that's me!
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