Candace obsessed with busting quotes from Phineas and Ferb

Must bust Phineas and Ferb!

Candace obsessed with Jeremy

Ah, Jeremy...

Mom, Phineas and Ferb made me!

Linda

Um, I've got some stretch marks that would say otherwise.

No, I mean, they split me in half! Well, not like I'm cut in half, but they've made another me! Hear for yourself. It's for you.

Candace obsessed with Jeremy

Hi Jeremy!

Not Jeremy, it's Mom!

Candace obsessed with Jeremy

Oh, hi Mom! Here's Candace.

See?

Linda

That was a very nice imitation of yourself, Candace. Love ya, bye. [hangs up]

No, wait! Hello?! Grrrrrr...

Candace obsessed with Jeremy

Hi, Mom. Have you seen Jeremy?

Linda

Doesn't he work over at that hot dog stand?

Candace obsessed with Jeremy

Oh, yeah.... [leaves]

[runs up] Mom, Mom! Have you seen me?

Linda

Well, I see you right now. Weren't you looking for Jeremy?

No! [leaves]

Wow, twins. That's a handful.

Linda

What?

Jeremy

Hey Candace.

Have you seen Candace?

Jeremy

Well I can see you right now.

No, no, no, not me me the me that isn't me

Jeremy

[Confused] Uh...

You know, bla-bla-bla-bla, Jeremy is so amazing, hearts, rainbows and unicorns bla, that me...

Jeremy

[Confused] Gosh I guess I could say yes I have...

Where?

Jeremy

[Scared] Nowhere, I mean not today...

Well if I come back and if I have a flower in my hair, you tell me! Find Candace, find mom, bust bust bust...

Candace obsessed with Jeremy

Hi Jeremy!

Jeremy

Hey Candace, you have a flower on your hair.

Candace obsessed with Jeremy

I know...

Jeremy

Okey, you're kinda scaring me...

Candace obsessed with Jeremy

Oh, I could just stare at you all day long...

Jeremy

Listen, I gotta get back to work, but if you like I can swing by your house after I'm done.

Candace obsessed with Jeremy

Really? I would love that.

Jeremy

Okey then I see you after work..

Candace obsessed with Jeremy

something to remember by... [Candace obsessed with Jeremy smiles, pointing to her cheek. Jeremy tries to kiss Candace, and she smiles more, but Candace obsessed with busting grab her away, leavin' Jeremy alone]

Jeremy

Maybe later.

Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom! She's here! I have Candace here with me! Come out and look for yourself! [takes Linda out of the changing room] See? Two of us!

Linda

Well, actually, right now I can see four of you.

That slippery vixen! Don't move. I'll be right back.

Linda

[sighs] Yes, yes, you will.

Phineas, Ferb! Have you seen the other Candace?

Phineas

We just saw her. She's driving away with Mom.

[let us out a furious screech and runs off]

Phineas

If the Molecular Splitter doesn't just disappear when this is over, we should really consider destroying it.

Ferb

Agreed.

Where is she?

Linda

Where is who?

Candace! She was with you in the car!

Linda

Yes, "she" was.

And...?!