Scenes with Narrator 5
Wait a minute! I can still give Mom the one thing the boys can't, the gift of music! Played on my friend: the bass. [Doofenshmirtz's Shrinkspheria shrinks the bass as she begins to play it] Huh, oh well, it's a good thing I play the banjo! [the banjo shrinks] It's a good thing I play the bassoon! [the bassoon shrinks] It's a good thing I play the bugle! [the bugle shrinks] It's a good thing I play the bongos! [the bongos shrink]
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Five minutes later...
[frantically] It's a good thing I play the balailaka! [the balailaka shrinks] It's a good thing I play the bagpipes! [the bagpipes shrink] I should have manned the omelette station!
[Candace, Phineas, Ferb and Perry are watching a TV commercial about Lindana]
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This week, we ask "Where they go?" about Pop Stars from the 80's... First up, this perky pop-star stole a One Wonder Hit by declaring "I'm Lindana and I Wanna Have Fun!"
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Lindana's real name is Linda Flynn-Fletcher and she's now living in the Tri-State area.
What? Mom, mom, mom, mom!
I can’t believe she didn't know that. [Candace then runs to Linda]
Mom, mom, mom, mom! You never told me you where a Pop Star!
Oh yeah! Well, that was long before you were born. It was fun, but I was happy to give it up to raise a family.
But you were Lindana and you wanna have fun!
Well, now I'm Linda and I wanna stir broth.
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And now, a trailer for an episode we also have no plan to make.
CCandace
Jerry the Platypus?
Ferb, aren't those extinct?
[Meap walks away from his ship as it explodes]
As a matter of fact, I object to this union.
Yes, I'm just a guy who's a sucker for the sounds of mass transit.
[Meap and Suzy fight each other in the Bango-Ru convention, as seen in the Meapless in Seattle trailer]
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The Chronicles of Meap, Episode 42.
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Meap Me in St. Louis.
Hey, wasn't that Suzy stuff supposed to be in this one?
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Buford Van Stomm, world renowned chef, winner of the Palme de Mouton, runner-up of the Tri-State Area chili cook-off, and master prepare of the cuisine to the crown-
Hey, get that camera out of my face!
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He's also kinda mean.
[in the end credits to "Ferb TV"]
Oh, I'm sorry. Is this Studio A?
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No, this is Studio- Hey, wait a second. You just wanted to get into this episode, didn't you?
Okay. But, I can totally read that faster than you.
DDr. Doofenshimrtz
Okay, okay, grumpy.
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Batteries not included.
[The Disney Television Animation logo appears with a burning fuse next to the 1985 Disney castle symbol, indicating that the logo is about to explode]
[Phineas, Ferb, Isabella and Linda are reacting to that the logo is about to explode]
Oops! [Shocked] It's going to blow!
Everybody duck! [The Disney logo ragingly explodes as the raging narrator shouts at Doofenshmirtz to get out, ending the episode.]
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