IsabellaLook. My client gets 3% of the gross and a piece of the back end, or he walks. Yeah, that's right. You mess with the bull, you get the horns, buddy!
A character in Phineas and Ferb
Played by Alsyon Stoner
Phineas and Ferb · 569 quotes
7th most-quoted character in Phineas and Ferb: in 56 of its 569 quotes
Most scenes with: Phineas (38), Candace (18), Ferb (10)
IsabellaLook. My client gets 3% of the gross and a piece of the back end, or he walks. Yeah, that's right. You mess with the bull, you get the horns, buddy!
IsabellaIt could be the biggest game in the world and girls still could beats boys
Princess IsabellaDoofus Khan, he has been a plague on our land for far too long!
IsabellaWe have to figure out a way to save summer or it'll be gone forever!
Isabella[with hearts in her eyes] Hey, Phineas.
Hey, Isabella.
IsabellaWhatcha doin'?
Building a roller coaster.
Some of it.
IsabellaWow! Isn't that kinda impossible?
Some might say.
IsabellaOkay, girls. We're dealing with a 426 cubic inch, fully-blown V8, with hypo lifters, radical cam and a limited slip differential.
Would that be electronically fuel-injected?
IsabellaThat helmet looks so manly.
Thanks.
IsabellaHey Phineas.
Hey Isabella.
IsabellaWatcha doin'?
We're making S'Winter.
IsabellaS'Winter?
It's a unique and logic defying amalgam of Winter and Summer.
Why have snow when it's too cold to enjoy it?
IsabellaYou guys are gonna need some help.
Isabella[Signal Whistle]
IsabellaWhatcha doin'?
We're fixing this time machine.
IsabellaIsn't that kind of impossible?
That's a possibility.
Isabella[to Phineas] You know, there's an "m" in "Time Machine."
Yeah, sorry. Take it away, Ferb.
[seeing cord] You mean to tell me you built a time machine that has to be plugged in?! [dinosaur roars] Oh put a sock in it!
Candace, no sudden movements.
What does it matter? We're all doomed anyway. I mean, where are we supposed to find electricity in DINOSAUR LAND?! [gets zapped by lightning]
[after explaining the race course] Any questions?
Yes. Should we not establish the rules first?
This is a chariot race. There are no rules!
IsabellaNo rules? Well, if those are the rules.
MOM! Look! Look, look, in the backyard. Look! They've done it again.
Just let me drop off the groceries.
[We see a giant ferris wheel that the boys built]
IsabellaThis was the best ride ever, guys.
Oh, that was very fabulous ride. Now can you send us back to space station perhaps?
Erimnevop Yelsgnik Nad.
[a ray from nowhere hits the ferris wheel, causing it to roll away]
[With her eyes closed] Look, look, look! OK, tell me you don't see a giant, enormous Ferris wheel in the backyard!
All right, I don't see a giant, enormous Ferris wheel in the backyard.
Hi, Mom.
Hi, kids.
"Why don't you come in for snacks?"
Why don't you come in for some snacks?
"Oh, there you are, Perry."
Oh, there you are, Perry.
And Ferb says...
You know, gladiators were Roman, not Greek.
[sighs] It's always the same thing every day.
[Phineas and Ferb eat apples in the kitchen]
The same insane routine. My life is like a bad sitcom.
IsabellaHi, Buford...Are you...sweating through your eyes?
...NO, I'M JUST CRYING! [sobs]
IsabellaWell, Buford that was a great game. [holding out her hand] Come on. Be a good sport.
Like I said before, losing to a girl doesn't count. [starts walking away as he gets zapped, turns back calmly] What I meant to say was, I had a wonderful time. I guess you were right. Girls are just as good as boys. Thanks again, Woowho, the F-Games rock. [leaving]
That was completely out of character.
Ferb and I are gonna put on a laser light show. And as a grand finale, we're gonna laser our faces into the comet! That way, when it comes back in 73½ years, we can all show our grandchildren! Oh yeah, my parents are cooking steaks for everyone.
IsabellaYou had me at "our grandchildren".
What?
IsabellaSteaks! You, you had me at "steaks". [smiles cheesily at Phineas]
PhineasVincent Martella · 244 quotes
CandaceAshley Tisdale · 181 quotes
Dr. DoofenshmirtzDan Povenmire · 98 quotes
BufordBobby Gaylor · 71 quotes
FerbThomas Brodie-Sangster · 68 quotes
LindaCaroline Rhea · 58 quotes
BaljeetMaulik Pancholy · 54 quotes
StacyKelly Hu · 35 quotes
Major MonogramJeff “Swampy” Marsh · 29 quotes
VanessaOlivia Olson · 23 quotes
CarlTyler Alexander Mann · 20 quotes
LawrenceRichard O'Brien · 18 quotes
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