Ferb quotes from Phineas and Ferb

Ferb

[about Candace's birthday present] Well, it was definitely better than the gorilla in the cake

Ferb

Don't just stand there! Kiss her!

Ferb

That's not just any bird. That's a rare whale song singing Double Breasted Angle Hooper. [the bird begins pecking at Candace, wearing a platypus suit] The natural enemy of the platypus in the wild.

Ferb

Give up? Give up? The day may come when we'll give up on fruitless searches after a mere eleven minutes, but that day is not today! The day may come when our favorite reptile may be lost from our memories and his enduring love of mushrooms forgotten, but that day is not today! Today we search! We will search for him in the streets, we will search for him in the trenches, we will search for him in the alleys and the mini-malls and the cul-de-sacs of this fair land. We will search for him in the multilevel car parks and municipal recreation facilities. And we few. We happy few. We small band of brothers— and girl from across the street. We shall not cease 'til he is found!

Ferb

Well, I guess perhaps the universe wants some things left unphotographed. Like chupacabras, or group photos where everyone has their eyes open.

And speaking of hot, slather on the sunscreen, listeners, 'cause tomorrow's weather calls for another scorcher!

Ferb

[referring to lawn gnomes scattered though air as part of Doofenshmirtz's plot] With a slight chance of scattered lawn gnomes.

Phineas

Enjoy it while it lasts, Candace. Fame is fleeting.

Ferb

But the Internet is forever.

Buford

Same thing tomorrow?

Phineas

Nah, I like to keep moving forward.

Ferb

Sharks have to continue to move forward, or they'll drown.

Buford

You callin' me a shark?

Phineas

Ferb!

Ferb

Well, he was all up in my face.

Isabella

Hey Phineas.

Phineas

Hey Isabella.

Isabella

Watcha doin'?

Phineas

We're making S'Winter.

Isabella

S'Winter?

Ferb

It's a unique and logic defying amalgam of Winter and Summer.

Phineas

Why have snow when it's too cold to enjoy it?

Isabella

You guys are gonna need some help.

Isabella

[Signal Whistle]

Phineas

[washing up on the sidewalk outside with Ferb and Candace] Hey Candace, you missed all the fun! Allow me to introduce our mummy.[turning to see only banages] Hey, where's our mummy? Mummy? MUMMY?!?

Well, Mummy has supper waiting for us at home. [seeing her look dishevled] Candace, why are you all wet?

Candace

[growling and grinding her teeth] Grrr!

Ferb

You know, mummies had their brains pulled out through their nose.

Candace

[still fuming] The lucky ones!

Phineas

Ferb, you're usually so focused; how did you get those plans confused?

Vanessa

Hey, how's it going?

Phineas

Hey Ferb, snap out of it. What happened back there?

Ferb

I...was weak.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz

... then no one can stop the wraith of Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz!

Vanessa

Doctor? Since when are you a doctor?

Dr. Doofenshmirtz

[shows Vanessa a doctorate certificate with a price tag on it] They don't just give these to anybody you know.

Vanessa

Anybody with $15, they do...

Dr. Doofenshmirtz

[swipes it away from her] Ok that's enough looking!

Phineas

Yeah, we're inside Candace's stomach.

Ferb

That's creepy on so many levels.

Phineas

She's on a date with Jeremy. That means we're on a date with Jeremy.

Ferb

Again: creepy on so many levels.

Candace

[almost crying] Oohhh! I can't believe I am just stuck here. I can't believe I'll never get to get my driver's license or wear my dream dress to the prom. [sitting down and drawing in the mud] But most of all, I can't believe I'll never see Jeremy again. How long are we supposed to just sit here?

Phineas

I don't know. Ferb and I have decided to use this time as an opportunity to practice patience.

Candace

[despairingly] Lovely. Well I suppose things can't get any worse. [it starts to rain] Oh look, the world's first bad hair day... [seeing the T-Rex right over them] So Phineas, where's this rescue party you sent for?

Phineas

Hmm. It occurs to me I may have misspelled "time machine" in the plans.

Ferb

Well, I hope that's not going to be an issue.

Phineas

We beat ya! You're big old purple pickled eggs!

Stacy

[annoyed] You were out of your tree!

Candace

[annoyed too] Yes! We were first!

Phineas

Nuh-uh! We were!

We were!

Phineas

We were!

Linda

Look like you're having fun

Phineas

Well Mom, you know what they say... [Candace and Stacy hit him with a water balloon]

Ferb

Fun never falls too far from the treehouse. [gets hit by a water balloon]