Buford quotes from Phineas and Ferb

Buford

Then I guess I'll just find a nerd and take his underpants.

Buford

Nerd ain't no piñata!

Buford

Mm! I am to metaphor cheese as metaphor cheese is to transitive verb crackers!

Buford

Hey! I never got my metaphor cheese! [Echoing: "Cheese! Cheese! Wombat! Cheese!"] Hey! I think my echo's broken.

Buford

[rowing a boat] I knew I should've gotten the down payment on the elephants.

Buford

How would I know what adults like. What am I a computer?

Buford

She's gone! Let’s talk about her!

Buford

[to Ferb's cousins after they call a soccer ball a football] You DUCKTALES! That's a soccer ball! This is a football!

Okay, boys. Let's have a fair and square fight and in no way should this ensuing fight contain the image of a potentially harmful, hurtful, or psychologically disturbing physical act that could be found imitatable by an impressionable child viewer.

Buford

Aww!

Buford

Same thing tomorrow?

Phineas

Nah, I like to keep moving forward.

Ferb

Sharks have to continue to move forward, or they'll drown.

Buford

You callin' me a shark?

Phineas

Ferb!

Ferb

Well, he was all up in my face.

Buford

Hey twerp, I brought the props for my act.

Phineas

Buford, what exactly is your act?

Buford

I fly into mud, with a paper bag on my head.

Phineas

[pauses] Okay then.

Buford

The peeps are gonna love me.

Phineas

[after explaining the race course] Any questions?

Baljeet

Yes. Should we not establish the rules first?

Buford

This is a chariot race. There are no rules!

Isabella

No rules? Well, if those are the rules.

Isabella

Hi, Buford...Are you...sweating through your eyes?

Buford

...NO, I'M JUST CRYING! [sobs]

Isabella

Well, Buford that was a great game. [holding out her hand] Come on. Be a good sport.

Buford

Like I said before, losing to a girl doesn't count. [starts walking away as he gets zapped, turns back calmly] What I meant to say was, I had a wonderful time. I guess you were right. Girls are just as good as boys. Thanks again, Woowho, the F-Games rock. [leaving]

Ferb

That was completely out of character.

Isabella

Hi Phineas!

Buford

Whacha do- [Isabella hits him] Ow!

Isabella

[Sweetly] Whacha Doin?

Phineas

Come into the Phineas and Ferb Studios and we'll show you. :[Everyone but Buford and Isabella enters]

Buford

Hey Isabella about that Whatcha doin back there-

Isabella

Upupupup! [miming talking with her hand] We'll talk about it later.