Linda quotes from Phineas and Ferb

Isabella

Hey, you!

Phineas

Isabella, NO!

Isabella

LEAVE MY FRIENDS ALONE!

Linda

Cálmate Isabella. [Spanish for "Calm down, Isabella."]

Phineas

NO!

Isabella

Smile.

Phineas

Wow, Isabella, that was great!

Isabella

You know what they say: The bigger they are, the harder they de-pixelate!

Linda

Ferb, honey, aren't you a little old to be playing in the ball pit?

Ferb

[vacuuming through the ball pit] Yes, yes I am.

Linda

Okay, then.

Vanessa

Your name is Ferb?

Ferb

Well, yes. It's short for— [retrieves Pizzazium Infinionite rod with the vacuum] Oh, here it is.

A time machine? [Gasps] Does this mean that all those times you told me the boys were up to something, they really were?

Yes, yes, yes!

Oh, honey. I am so sorry I didn't believe you!

Woohoo! I finally got them! [Future Linda does not say anything] Hello?!

What?

Aren't you going to bust them?!

Candace, my Phineas and Ferb are thirty years old now. Well, I suppose I could call them, but Phineas is in Switzerland for the award ceremony and Ferb's still in Camp David for-

Bust them! Young Phineas and Ferb!

I don't think I have jurisdiction on these guys anymore.

GRR! [sighs] Okay, but officially, on record, they are busted, right?

Sure, Candace. They're busted.

Yes!

Buford

Yeah, well blood's thicker than water! [stomps away]

Baljeet

Mango chutney is thicker than blood!

Linda

Oh, gross!

Linda

Candace, you have to promise me that you won't obsess about Phineas and Ferb.

Candace

Yeah, sure Mom, I promise.

Linda

Don't just promise this time. Raise your right hand. Do you, Candace Gertrude Flynn, solemnly swear not to obsess about your brothers, or you'll suffer the Pharaoh's Curse?

Candace

The Pharaoh's Curse?

Linda

Yes or No?

Candace

Okay, yes.

Linda

Okay, now we can have fun.

Linda

So, what looks good to you?

Candace

Remember the Pharaoh's Curse! Wait, it doesn't count if she sees them herself! [to Linda] Hey, Mom? I bet you can't turn your head 180 degrees like an owl.

Linda

[turns her head] Nope, just ninety.

Candace

Hey, can you show me that twisty yoga move you do again?

Linda

Maybe after lunch, dear.

Candace

I'm curious what the back of your chair looks like, can you turn around and show me?

Linda

Okay, Candace, what's up?

Candace

MOM! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST TURN AROUND!?!

Linda

Okay, you want me to turn around?! [turns around just after the floats leave] I'm turning around! Can we just eat lunch now?!

Candace

Fine...

Excuse me, are you Candace Gertrude Flynn?

Candace

Yes?

Curse you. [walks away]

Linda

I tried to warn you, honey!

Candace

Pfft, people and their silly trends. Hey mom, can I get a pink streak in my hair?

Linda

Why would you do that?

Candace

To express my individuality. Everyone's doing it!

Linda

Candace, where's the justice of the peace?

Candace

AW, NUTS! Ugh, just give me a minute.

Phineas

Look I just wanna say.

Linda

I want you to pick up some nice back-to-school clothes. [walks in and walks right back out with Phineas and Ferb] Wow. That was fast.

Phineas

Well, we do have a signature look.

Linda

Candace, aren't you a little old for kiddie rides?

Candace

No, no I'm not! Check it out!

Linda

Well...I guess it does have rocking-back-and-forth and slowness?

Candace

I must repress my basic urges to bust.

Stacy

Repressing basic urges to bust is pretty responsible, isn't it?

Candace

Is it ever? Just look at my Mom!

Linda

[in the kitchen, staring at a cake] Cake is a sometimes food, cake is a sometimes food, cake is a sometimes food!

Linda

[offscreen] I don't believe it! [rolls down window] What on Earth?!

Candace

It's happening! Ladies and gentlemen, without further ado, I give you… what you've all been waiting for!

Look! It's a perfect metaphor that we should return to simpler times and values.

Candace

That's not exactly what I meant.

Ha! A prefect metaphor for history teaches us about our future.

Candace

That's pretty good, but no.

It's a metaphor for-

Candace

NOT EVERYTHING IS A METAPHOR!

Linda

Candace, what on Earth is going on here?!

Candace

Mom, you know all those times I've tried to fill you in on the crazy stunts Phineas and Ferb have been up to?

Linda

Yes, Candace.

Candace

Well, this is 1 of those times! You see, the Platypus is an animal.

Linda

[gasps upon sees the pioneer town] PHINEAS, FERB, Get out of here this- [Cut to the Flynn-Fletcher living room where the gang is playing a video game. From outside] -second!

Phineas

Hey, Mom's home! [Cut back to the Big Bust.]

Linda

I'm sorry, Candace. Now I know all that crazy exploits you were told me about were true.

Linda

That is it! You two are so…

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Candace

Mum mum!

Linda

Ok I'm here, now what did you want to tell me?

Candace

Backyard now!

Linda

[angrily] Excuse me?!

Candace

[calms down] Backyard now please?....