Phineas, Ferb, Mom put me on noise patrol while she's taking her online test. She needs it to be... [loudly] ABSOLUTELY QUIET!
Linda[from upstairs] Candace, I'm trying to concentrate! [?] Now, let's see. Oh, I know that. It's love. [?] What do you mean "wool"? [Cut back outside]
You heard her, right? No noise. I want you silence and invisible. Got it? [leaves]
Silence and invisible? What I'm I? A ninja?
That's it! Gang, I know what we're gonna do today! [pauses] Speaking of silence and invisible, where's Perry?
Linda
Oh hi kids. I want to thank you for being so quiet all afternoon, unlike someone I know.
Hey Mom, how your test go?
Linda
Well, lucky for Candace I just passed. Anyone for pie?
Linda
[In a stern tone] Mush Candace.
[Pushes Mom away who is still in the computer chair] Sigh.
FAFrench Audio Teacher
The spaceship is right behind you. Le vaisseau spatial est juste derrière vous.
FAFrench Audio Teacher
Your children are climbing in the spaceship now.
FAFrench Audio Teacher
Vos enfants sont à la hausse dans le vaisseau spatial aujourd'hui.
We're going to outer space!
FAFrench Audio Teacher
Oh for the love of, would you turn around?
FAFrench Audio Teacher
Oh pour l'amour de, serait que vous tournez autour?
Linda
Well when is that ever going to come up in conversation?
[inspecting the State-of-the-Matter Transfer Device her brothers invented] What is this thing? Some sort of souped-up techno-geek camera? I wonder what it... [accidentally zaps herself and turns into liquid; angrily] Phineas and Ferb! [A bird comes down and bathes on her] No! Get off! Ew! [gargles; the bird flies off, leaving her in four puddles]
Linda
Well, that's funny. I could've sworn she said backyard. Oh, well. If anyone needs me, I'll be washing a ton. [chuckles]
Let's see, we've got horseradish, durians, and turmeric.
I cannot wait to taste liquified sea salt. [steps on a Candace puddle]
Hey! Watch where you're steering those sneakers, bub!
[Baljeet shrieks]
Candace? You're a smoothie?!
Phineas, you've got to fix this!
That is so cool! What does it feel like?
It feels like you're in big trouble!
Ferb, we're gonna need some sponges and a bucket.
[in the end credits to "Ferb TV"]
Oh, I'm sorry. Is this Studio A?
No, this is Studio- Hey, wait a second. You just wanted to get into this episode, didn't you?
Okay. But, I can totally read that faster than you.
DDr. Doofenshimrtz
Okay, okay, grumpy.
[The Disney Television Animation logo appears with a burning fuse next to the 1985 Disney castle symbol, indicating that the logo is about to explode]
[Phineas, Ferb, Isabella and Linda are reacting to that the logo is about to explode]
Oops! [Shocked] It's going to blow!
Linda
Everybody duck! [The Disney logo ragingly explodes as the raging narrator shouts at Doofenshmirtz to get out, ending the episode.]
VGVivian Garcia-Shapiro
¡Hola, Candace! Ooh, don't you look lovely!
Thank you, Mrs. Garcia-Shapiro!
JMrs. Johnson
Jeremy'll be along in a minute, honey!
VVivian
Is your mother ready?
[Linda comes out skating her way down]
Linda
All set! See ya there, Candace! Okay, ladies, here I come! [She skates away] There I go! Ha ha! Sorry! Can't stop. FOLLOW MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....
JMrs. Johnson
Step on it, Vivian, she's getting away! [They drive off]
[Agents Perry and Lyla confront Doofenshmirtz inside a U.S.-Canada train]
LLyla
You gonna eat those fries?
Don't touch! Anyway, I've got a little math quiz for the both of you. If a train carrying Precious Albert the Moose left British Columbia at eight o'clock in the morning, going 80 miles per hour, what time would it arrive at the Canada Day celebration? Answer? Never! Because I've tied up the conductor, and taken control of the train using my remote control Train-Operator-inator! Right now we are all headed to my scheme exchange partner's secret fortress. [Lyla reaches for the fries again] Hey cut it out, those are mine. Seriously, I can get the waiter over here if you want to order own, but please?
LLyla
This evil exchange partner of yours, what his name?
I think his name was Sir Railing, or Doctor Stairway, or something.
LLyla
Professor Bannister! Of course, my arch-nemesis. Can I put some gravy on those?
Seriously, leave my lunch alone. Anyway, after Professor Banister gets the moose, it's going to ruin Canada Day, or you know, whatever. Crazy, right?
LLyla
You know what's really crazy? How good these fries are.
I am not kidding, leave those alone. I just don't understand it, why do you take my lunch, when you're in the dining car you can have your own lunch. Oh, it makes me crazy when people pick at my food. [Lyla winks at Perry, and Perry understands] Seriously, why is your hand out like that? I am seriously going to lose it. [Perry joins in taking more fries] Aw, now you're both doing it?! Stop it! Stop it! Aah! Oh no, not even taking them but just squishing them! I can't take it! [Stands up angrily on the table] GET YOUR OWN LUNCH!' [Everyone on the train silently looks at Doofenshmirtz for a long pauses out]
Linda
Easy, Doofenshmirtz. Easy.
WWoman
That man is causing such a scene, it makes me feel free to break up with you in a VERY LOUD MANNER!
[Everybody in the car begins screaming and yelling]
WWaiter
I can't stand being a waiter!
Linda
Boys, are you here? I just wanted to say- [gasps] Phineas! Ferb! You are so busted!
What? Get out of the way! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! Did I hear you just bust Phineas and Ferb?
Linda
I certainly did. [Candace giggles under] What are my guest towels doing out here? And they're filthy!
Linda
Yeah, you do right on that.
Linda
[entering Candace's room with a box of her old stuff from the attic] Here's your stuff from the attic, Candace. I don't know why you couldn't find it.
I don't know, Mom. It must've been behind something.
Linda
Candace, you didn't go up there at all, did you?
Oh, Mom, I just couldn't go up there. It's all gross and webby.
Linda
Candace Flynn, don't tell me you're still afraid of spiders.
Hello, boys. You're just in time for lunch.
Linda
So, what's on the list? Another day filled with big plans? [opens the list] "Herd all the nerfs in Beggar's Canyon, teach the Sarlacc to brush his teeth, and giving a Bantha a shower." That's awfully ambitious.
Just trying to make the most of each and every summer day! Hey, we stopped by and saw Luke.
Ooh, let me guess, was he staring wistfully at the horizon?
Linda
Lawrence!
What? Everyone knows that boy would rather be somewhere else. What about you two? The crops are so far ahead, would you like to spend the rest of the summer at swim camp on Naboo?
Sounds fun, but we'll pass.
Linda
Well, how about ski camp on Hoth? Don't you boys ever want to see the rest of the galaxy?
Not really. We've got everything we want right here on Tatooine. Sand, womp rats, brothers, and banthas. Why would anyone want to leave?
[Last lines of the series]
Linda
Anyone want some pie?
[The entire cast enters the house as Candace and her brothers point and smile at each other. Before entering the house, Phineas waves goodbye to the viewers]
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