Candace quotes from Phineas and Ferb

Candace

Phineas and Ferb built a beach in the backyard, just like they said they were going to. But instead of just a cute little beach in their sandbox, it turned out to be this absolutely HUGE beach, with a coastline, and palm trees and a pier, and hula dancers, waterskiers, and tiki huts and dolphins and dancing and surfing, and everybody from the neighborhood showed up. ...and then I was just about to share a smoothie with Jeremy when a coconut dropped on my head... ...and just for a moment, it seemed the wily Buford would steal away the coveted surfing trophy from under the noses of our heroes... ...but I can only continue my benign reign and spread love, happiness and ultimate popularity throughout my kingdom! If you would just let me have MY moment.

Candace

[when she sees her birthday present] Why, it's... it's... It's beautiful! [sobbing] Mom! Mom!

Candace

You better not pull any of your weird stunts, got it?!

Candace

[walking past a wall of literal bells and whistles] Wow, look at all the bells and whistles!

Candace

Well, if they really are doing nothing, I guess I've got some time to go about my personal business. Let's see, what do I usually do? I know! I'll call Stacy and tell her how I'm busting Phineas and Ferb for... Yeah. Can't do that 'cause they're not doing anything. Wait a minute! I know! [runs off and comes back with a camera] I'll put this camera in just the right spot so when Phineas and Ferb are... Ugh! [setting up a rope trap] And then when Phineas and Ferb will bite off... Doh! [putting on lipstick] Well, if there's one thing I know, I'm gonna look so good when I bust them for... Auugh! Face it. You can't do anything unless you're trying to bust them for doing something! And if they're doing nothing, then... who is Candace??

Candace

Ok be cool and confident, cool and confident.

Candace

Who puts a picture frame on a window?

Candace

But it was all right here! Oh, why did I think anyone would believe me!? I WAS A FOOL! [sobs] A FOOL...!

Candace

By mindlessly repeating a flawed busting strategy?

Candace

You just earned your Uh-Durr patch!

Candace

[over the Disney logo] Mom, Phineas and Ferb are digitally tuning my voice!

Candace

Well, at least we'll all get wet. [a giant jet of water hits her and no one else] Really...Really!

Candace

[while hanging off of a cliff] Talk about a cliff-hanger. [cell phone makes a rim shot sound]

Candace

Mom, turn around!

Candace

[picks up a videocassette while looking through her box] Hey, I don't remember this. Hmm. [reading] "For Future Candace." Hey, wait a minute! I'm Future Candace! There's gotta be a machine around here that still plays these things.