Carl quotes from Phineas and Ferb

Uh, is that all he [the robot Lawrence] can say?

Carl

The kit originally came with one default phrase.

RLRobot Lawrence

Lovely windmill, isn't it?

Carl

Oh, those kooky Dutch!

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Carl

But wait listen to this. It's a seemingly innocent voice recording of Phineas.

Phineas

Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today.

Carl

But if you play all those syllables backwards in a random order you get.

Phineas

Let's help Doofernshmirtz destroy the Tri-State Area.

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Ah, the world of a field agent, out in the thick of things. Not like me. [sings] My whole world is this screen, just four walls of a rectangle. But I can dare to dream- [the lights switch off] CARL!

Carl

[offscreen] Oh, sorry, sir. I thought you were done. You want me to turn 'em back on?

Nah, forget it. The moment's gone.

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[During the end credits]

Carl

[offscreen] Oh, c'mon, sir?

No, Carl. The moment is gone.

Carl

[offscreen] Sir?

I got cut off twice already!

Carl

[offscreen] But, sir, you're very good.

I am?

Carl

[offscreen] Yes, sir. I've heard you practice.

Well, I have been practicing.

Carl

[offscreen] Yes, sir. And just like the song says, carpe diem.

Well, you can't argue with Latin, can you?

Carl

[offscreen] No, you can't, sir.

Alrighty then. [clears throat] My whole world is the screen... [the episode ends, and the Walt Disney Television Animation and Disney Channel Original logo appears] OH, COME ON!

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Oh... the Marsh Maneuver! I haven't seen one of those since 1974!

Carl

'74? You had a perm back then!

Stay off the Internet, Carl!

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RMRegent Monogram

Doofus Khan, you are very...

DKDoofus Khan (Dr. Doofenshmirtz)

I know I am, but what are you? Nah! Ha, you like the tongue? Set me back a week but totally worth it.

RMRegent Monogram

Carl, duck!

General Carl

No actually sir, it's a dra... [The mechanical dragon's tail hit him] Ow! Oh, that kinda duck.

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Carl

Sir, you're crushing my spirit.

Yes. Yes I am.

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So, we need you to investigate, Agent P. Monogram out. Carl, fade out! [Carl pushes a button on a remote which turns the room pitch black, and the only things visible are the eyes of Agent P, Carl and Major Monogram] You can go now, Agent P. [he does so] Okay, Carl. You can turn the lights back on. Carl? [man laughing manically] Stop it, Carl!

Carl

That wasn't me!

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It's gonna get hot in here! [rips off lab coat, leaving him in just his underwear]

Carl

Happy place! Happy place

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Carl

[with high-pitched voice] Uh, I'm gonna go sign for the package.

Carl, your voice just got squeaky! I know that squeaking!

Carl

Where do I sign?

CARL, WHAT ARE YOU NOT TELLING ME?!

Carl

[with normal voice] Sir, Agent P doesn't have his tools. I took them out to clean and repair them.

Something inside me just... broke.

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Enter. Agent P, we have a situation.

Is this about that grape joke? Who told on me? Was it the duck?!

That's not why I called you in. Get a look at this! This is Newton the Gnu. He was assigned to Dr. Diminutive, but it appears that some bonehead blew his cover on the blogosphere. We still haven't found out who it was. In the meantime, We need you to bring him in. Get on it, Agent P! Oh, and, uh, take Doofenshmirtz with you.

A ride-along? Sweet! I can wear my new fedora!

Get out of here! [Doofenshmirtz and Perry leave, then Carl is seen with a mail cart] Carl, get in here! When you're done delivering the mail, I want you to wash and wax my car. You know, a little wax on, wax off? It'll teach you karate.

Carl

No, it won't.

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Come in. Sit down, Agent P. We have a serious problem. It seems that someone, and I'm not saying who, someone has spilled on the couch in the lobby.

Carl

Sir, I-

A very expensive couch when we bought it in 1985.

Carl

Sir, all I did was turn the cushion over, the stain was already...

If the responsible party is present...

Carl

Sir, it was Agent M. He spilled a latte in 1990.

Ugh. We were hoping to get him here a couple of years out of that couch...

Carl

Any who?

Any who, our surveillance operatives have been getting some mixed signals from Doofenshmirtz. He was observed at the Danville Library, checking out books on Eastern Australia and hydrostatic cell fusion. We haven't come up with any ideas about what he's up to.

Carl

Maybe he's trying to recreate Pangaea, sir.

Like I said, we haven't come up with anything yet.

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Aw man, you know I made a Move-A-Bunch-Of-Inator-inator at one point, this would have been really good time to use it. I don't know how that slipped my min-

Carl

ENOUGH OF YOUR MINDLESS, PRATTLE MINION, SHOW ME MY-INATORS!

Okay, okay, sheesh. Testy. First of all is the disintegrator-inator which-

Carl

Weak.

Okay, then we also have the Galaxy-inator which-

Carl

Weak.

The Deresinator

Carl

Weak.

The Over-Hang-in-

Carl

Weak.

The Upper-decker-

Carl

Weak.

The Pickle-slicer-

Carl

Weak.

The stand-and-

Carl

Weak.

The Boar-

Carl

Weak.

The-

Carl

Weak.

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ECEvil Carl

You fool! Without Agent P's paw print, I can't unlock the computer! And without the computer, I can't take over the Tri-State AREA!

Nice recap.

ECEvil Carl

[yelling very loudly at Major Monogram who's in prison cell] QUIET BACK THERE! YOU. Which-inator zapped him?!

You know, ah... I really am clueless.

ECEvil Carl

About the -inator, or just in general?

I'm not sure I understand the question.

ECEvil Carl

Bah, I'll have to untangle this mess myself.

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Jeremy

[voice-over] Hey, it's me. So, I was trying to tell you before...

ECEvil Carl

[yelling very loudly] HE'S NOT HERE!!!! [He violently kicks a dummy (that's in Perry's bed) away with a raging explosion, causing Major Monogram to cough off-screen] Where, IS he?!?!

CGrandpa Clyde

[snoring]