Phineas quotes from Phineas and Ferb

Phineas

If we let a little heat stop us from having the best day ever, then the morning DJ's win.

Phineas

[in a weird accent] Follow-up single?! Who do you think we are, some two-bit hacks who will keep writing you songs simply because you pay us obscene amounts of cash? Phineas and the Ferb-Tones are strictly a one-hit wonder. Good day to you, sir. [Going down the elevator and in normal accent] Diva tantrum, check. [listening to the "Gitchee Gitchee Goo" intrumental version] Elevator music, check.

Phineas

So, Ferb, what should we do today? I mean, besides giving Perry a bath. [leans over and smells Perry]

Phineas

Okay, Candace, this is your beauty shot. The curse has been lifted, and you're no longer a monster. Now this scene is all about what the heart wants, but the mind can't have.

Phineas

Yes! Hey Ferb! [chucks pillow at Ferb's face] It's Candace's Birthday! We gotta do better than last year...

Phineas

Not our best work.

Phineas

So this is how it ends, Ferb... defeated by our own dopplegangers. If only we had some sort of device that could stop them from... [Ferb holds up a small remote that makes the Phineandroids and Ferbots work or dance] Heh, heh. I know, I'm just messing with ya.

Phineas

Yep, just loop-em them doggies to the long lonesome trail. Ain't this livin'?

Phineas

Look, pith helmets! We must be going the right way. Say something pithy.

Phineas

Wow. I didn't expect him to be so scary. I mean, can you imagine the angry, twisted soul hidden underneath those bandages? Makes me shudder.

Phineas

Vittles is Grandpa-ese for "food."

Phineas

The last one home is a big ol' purple pickled egg!

Phineas

Cool! [turns off TV with the remote] I know what we can do today, Ferb. [chuckles while Ferb covers his mouth with his hands] No, not the tongue thing. The teleporter.

Phineas

Ladies and gentlemen, topping our fort is our homage to old-school construction! And now for the rest of it. Ferb?

Phineas

Ta-da! Our modern take on a well-known classic!

Phineas

[in Isabella's fantasy] Well, to be perfectly honest, I don't know what I'm doing! I don't know what I've been doing, always getting so wrapped in these projects I don't care about— it's you I care about, Isabella! [turns into a centaur that Isabella rides away on] Can we be together forever and ever?

Phineas

[back in reality] Great! While they're getting that, we can finish our designs on the transponder! See ya girls back at the field!

Phineas

Candace has a great sense of humor. Remember the time she got her face caught in the sink?