Stacy quotes from Phineas and Ferb

Stacy

[talking about the Phineas and Ferb "Summer All the Time Collection"] Well, nice talking to you, Candace, but I gotta run. A store's getting a fresh shipment and I want to get there before they sell out. Oh, and by the way, that Gaston stuff is so 42 seconds ago.

Stacy

Candace, looks to me like you're going about this the wrong way. Don't focus on the boys, focus on the invention. If you can find out where the stuff goes, maybe you can take your mom there, and she'll finally see the evidence.

Stacy

[to Candace] Look, the way I see it, you prevented me from going to the spa, you know what, almost killed me with a jackhammer, dropped a wall on me, I've got gypsum in my hair, and basically wasted my whole day, but you did it for love, so it's ok!

Stacy

That's kind of disturbing.

Stacy

By the way, the best part was when you used him as a table. [closes curtain] BUSTED!

Stacy

We're going to need a bigger captain.

Stacy

A hair emergency, the worst kind.

Stacy

Hey, where's Perry? [Candace glares at Stacy] What, I'm like the only one who hasn't said it.

Now you can go clean the toilet.

Candace

No way! We are not your personal slaves! Right, Stacy?

Stacy

[cleaning a toilet] Yay, a Betty Bowl Brush!

Phineas

We beat ya! You're big old purple pickled eggs!

Stacy

[annoyed] You were out of your tree!

Candace

[annoyed too] Yes! We were first!

Phineas

Nuh-uh! We were!

We were!

Phineas

We were!

Linda

Look like you're having fun

Phineas

Well Mom, you know what they say... [Candace and Stacy hit him with a water balloon]

Ferb

Fun never falls too far from the treehouse. [gets hit by a water balloon]

Candace

Maybe my brothers have been replaced with aliens?

Stacy

Yeah, now they're gonna fatten you up so they can eat ya.

Candace

[talking on the cell phone to Stacy] Focus.

Phineas

[Stacy hits the golf ball beautifully] What great focus! [a sound comes from the cell phone]

Stacy

What's that?

Phineas

Sounds like the crowds going wild.

Candace

[shows Candace lying sick in bed] AAH! [makes a small airy scream that sounds like the crowd going wild]

Phineas

What's that noise? Is that your stomach?

Phineas

Yeah, I'm hungry too. That trendy restaurant Mom and Dad took us to last night wasn't exactly satisfying.

Phineas

Dad, can I borrow your glasses? I can't see my entrée. You know, because it's so small?

Lawrence

[holding his glasses] Yes, I think we got that.

Candace

[Phone rings] S'up, Stace?

Stacy

Candace, are you sitting down? I don't want you to have an aneurysm.

Candace

Why would I have an aneurysm?

Stacy

Someone just IM'd me that someone else heard someone else overhear that Jeremy is gonna call you and ask you out for a special evening tonight! [Both squeal] Candace, do you need medical attention?

Candace

Oh, I need attention from the doctor of love!

Stacy

Paging Dr. Jeremy.

Candace

Doctor. I got a fever.

Stacy

[Deep voice] Well, let me take care of that, little lady.

Candace

Wow. A special evening. [Phone beeps] It's my call waiting.

Linda

Honey, just calling to remind you- [Phone beeps]

Candace

Uh, it wasn't him.

Stacy

Don't worry, he'll call.

Buford

You're not on the list. You should have made a reservation yesterday.

Candace

This restaurant didn't exist yesterday. I demand to be let in right now.

Buford

Good evening, sir.

Doofenshmirtz

Oh, I forgot to make a reservation. [Slips Buford some money]

Buford

No problem, dude.

Candace

Did that guy just bribe you?

Buford

He didn't bribe me. He just caught my attention in a monetary fashion. Now, back in line.

Phineas

Okay, what the heck is that sound? Come on, Ferb, I know we're not gonna do today. We're not figured out what we were gonna do today as the noise keeps up.

Candace

If you don't stop that racket, I'm so gonna bust you, empty backyard?

Stacy

[closes window] Candace, stop trying to bust your backyard.

Phineas

[as the Mix 'n' Mingler machine goes to full speed and lifts off the ground] Sorry, folks. Prepare for emergency ejection! [pulls a cord, and he and all the other people are ejected from the machine as it flies away and parachutes emerge from their chairs] In hindsight, a simple ice cream cone might have been more effective.

Stacy

See?