Candace obsessed with Jeremy quotes from Phineas and Ferb

Just wait 'til Mom hears about-- Then again, you guys always seem to make everything disappear before Mom gets home. But if I take the evidence to her at the Bowl-R-Ama, then she'll have to believe me!

Oh, Candace! You were right about Phineas and Ferb this whole time. We should've believed you.

And just to express how sorry we are, here's my credit card. You have our permission to ruin us financially.

Jeremy

Candace, that is so cool how you busted your brothers like that! Will you marry me?

Phineas

So you wanna give it a try?

I do, Jeremy! I mean, uh... I'd love to give it a try.

Do you think he'll be...

Phineas

[juggling corn dogs with Ferb] Corn dog, corn dog, yummy yummy yummy!

Okay. Where did you get the-- Mom! Dad! Thank goodness! The strangest thing just happened.

Linda

[in Baljeet's voice] Fear not. Your parents are here now.

Huh?

Baljeet

The real shock is you're just noticing this now.

What?

I'm just as confused as you are, Kevin.

Jeremy

Candace, since I have no idea what will happen next, I need to tell you something. [holds onto Candance's hands] I love you, Candace Flynn. Will you marry me?

Oh, Jeremy! I always dreamt- Wait a minute. That's it! I'm dreaming!

Jeremy

That would explain the talking zebra.

Nah, I see him all the time. This, this is actually the freaky part. And it's all just been one...big...

Dream! [pause] So none of that really happened. I never actually busted Phineas and Ferb. I am so happy.

Hey Jeremy! So, what do you think?

Jeremy

You look great!

Oh! So, you're the famous Candace Flynn? Bob Weber.

Thanks for the lifeguard job, Mr. Weber.

MR. WEBER?! Pshaw! Mr. Weber is my father. Call me Captain Weber.

Oh...ok.

[snaps fingers] OK! You two take care of my beach now.

Ok...

[snaps fingers] OK! And watch out for Nosey. [laughs]

Candace & Jeremy

Uh...haha..haha...ok!

[snaps fingers] OK! [echoes]

Must bust Phineas and Ferb!

Candace obsessed with Jeremy

Ah, Jeremy...

Mom, Phineas and Ferb made me!

Linda

Um, I've got some stretch marks that would say otherwise.

No, I mean, they split me in half! Well, not like I'm cut in half, but they've made another me! Hear for yourself. It's for you.

Candace obsessed with Jeremy

Hi Jeremy!

Not Jeremy, it's Mom!

Candace obsessed with Jeremy

Oh, hi Mom! Here's Candace.

See?

Linda

That was a very nice imitation of yourself, Candace. Love ya, bye. [hangs up]

No, wait! Hello?! Grrrrrr...

Candace obsessed with Jeremy

Hi, Mom. Have you seen Jeremy?

Linda

Doesn't he work over at that hot dog stand?

Candace obsessed with Jeremy

Oh, yeah.... [leaves]

[runs up] Mom, Mom! Have you seen me?

Linda

Well, I see you right now. Weren't you looking for Jeremy?

No! [leaves]

Wow, twins. That's a handful.

Linda

What?

Jeremy

Hey Candace.

Have you seen Candace?

Jeremy

Well I can see you right now.

No, no, no, not me me the me that isn't me

Jeremy

[Confused] Uh...

You know, bla-bla-bla-bla, Jeremy is so amazing, hearts, rainbows and unicorns bla, that me...

Jeremy

[Confused] Gosh I guess I could say yes I have...

Where?

Jeremy

[Scared] Nowhere, I mean not today...

Well if I come back and if I have a flower in my hair, you tell me! Find Candace, find mom, bust bust bust...

Candace obsessed with Jeremy

Hi Jeremy!

Jeremy

Hey Candace, you have a flower on your hair.

Candace obsessed with Jeremy

I know...

Jeremy

Okey, you're kinda scaring me...

Candace obsessed with Jeremy

Oh, I could just stare at you all day long...

Jeremy

Listen, I gotta get back to work, but if you like I can swing by your house after I'm done.

Candace obsessed with Jeremy

Really? I would love that.

Jeremy

Okey then I see you after work..

Candace obsessed with Jeremy

something to remember by... [Candace obsessed with Jeremy smiles, pointing to her cheek. Jeremy tries to kiss Candace, and she smiles more, but Candace obsessed with busting grab her away, leavin' Jeremy alone]

Jeremy

Maybe later.

And now, a trailer for an episode we also have no plan to make.

Baljeet

Pay attention up there!

Jerry the Platypus?

Phineas

Ferb, aren't those extinct?

Jeremy

As a matter of fact, I object to this union.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz

Yes, I'm just a guy who's a sucker for the sounds of mass transit.

The Chronicles of Meap, Episode 42.

Meap!

Meap Me in St. Louis.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz

Hey, wasn't that Suzy stuff supposed to be in this one?

Jeremy

[voice-over] Hey, it's me. So, I was trying to tell you before...

[yelling very loudly] HE'S NOT HERE!!!! [He violently kicks a dummy (that's in Perry's bed) away with a raging explosion, causing Major Monogram to cough off-screen] Where, IS he?!?!

[snoring]

Jeremy

Hey, Suzy. What are you doing out here, and what's with the lumpy table?

Suzy

Oh, uh, it's my lemonade stand.

Jeremy

Lemonade stand? Where's the lemonade?

Suzy

I... drank all of it?

Jeremy

Holy guacamole! You sure are a handful. [leaves]

Norm

I made more lemonade!

Suzy

About time! We just lost a customer! Now help me fix this lumpy table!

So when all the members of the offending team clear the defensive zone at the same time, the delayed offset call is negated.

Jeremy

Wow, you really do know hockey.

Are you kidding? Did you know a referee makes most penalty calls-

Stacy

[talking into a microphone connected to Candace's headset] While the linesmen may call only obvious technical infractions- [To Ginger] Go away.

Obvious technical infractions- go away. The player who committed the infraction is- no give me that. No Ginger, I'm busy. I said give me that back. If you don't give that back to me right now- Candace, gotta go. [Candace smiles nervously after realizing what she said]

[standing with Jeremy on a balcony, watching the fireworks] You know, I don't know if I'm gonna be able to keep this resolution.

Jeremy

That's okay. I like you just the way you are. Happy New Year, Candace.

Happy New Year, Jeremy. [they kiss; fireworks go off reading "HAPPY NEW YEAR"]

Vanessa

This is a big night for me, my boyfriend's coming. Oh, here he is right now. [Jeremy, dressed as a Scarlet Pimpernel enters]

Jeremy

Ooh, a vampire! It's a good thing I have my neck covered.

Vanessa

You're not my boyfriend!

Jeremy

Whoops. Heh heh. Sorry, I thought you were my—

Jeremy, it's me, Candace!

Jeremy

Ooh, a vampire! It's a good thing I have my—

Yeah, heard you the first time.

So what does your father do here?

Jeremy

Oh, he's part of a team that makes and manages recognizant satellites. They actually had a couple of rovers on Mars earlier this summer. But they suddenly stopped working. You wouldn't know anything about that, would you?

[nervously] Uh, how would I...heh heh...what do you mean? Heh heh.

Jeremy

All right...Your Highness.

[gasp] Who told?

Jeremy

Stacy.