Candace quotes from Phineas and Ferb

Candace

Jeremy, it's beautiful! I really love it. Thank you. Wait a minute. Where's Buford? [In Candace's mind]

Buford

[to Id] I don't care what Freud said about your selfish need for satisfaction. You're alright with me. [Id growls]

Candace

There is a madness to my method.

Stacy

You've got three seconds.

Candace

Everything Phineas and Ferb build- disappears when they're finished. So if I can keep them from finishing the thing they're building, it will never disappear! I call it Busy Bee Busting. B. B. Busting, for short.

Stacy

You know what? I'll see you, La-La-Later.

Candace

Phineas, Ferb, Mom put me on noise patrol while she's taking her online test. She needs it to be... [loudly] ABSOLUTELY QUIET!

Linda

[from upstairs] Candace, I'm trying to concentrate! [?] Now, let's see. Oh, I know that. It's love. [?] What do you mean "wool"? [Cut back outside]

Candace

You heard her, right? No noise. I want you silence and invisible. Got it? [leaves]

Buford

Silence and invisible? What I'm I? A ninja?

Phineas

That's it! Gang, I know what we're gonna do today! [pauses] Speaking of silence and invisible, where's Perry?

Linda

Oh hi kids. I want to thank you for being so quiet all afternoon, unlike someone I know.

Candace

But but but...

Phineas

Hey Mom, how your test go?

Linda

Well, lucky for Candace I just passed. Anyone for pie?

ME!

Linda

[In a stern tone] Mush Candace.

Candace

[Pushes Mom away who is still in the computer chair] Sigh.

Vanessa

Yes?

Candace

Vanessa?

Vanessa

Doofenshmirtz is my last name, Heinz is my Dad.

Candace

Doofenshmirtz, what's that like Chinese?

Vanessa

It's Drusselsteinian.

Candace

Right, from Drusselsteinia.

Vanessa

I'm heading over my dad's house if you want to look for your book.

Candace

Cool.

Candace

I mean if I did half the things they do, I'd get so... busted.

Stacy

[Stacy opens the Flynn-Fletcher's front door] Uh-oh. I just lost you, didn't I?

Candace

Stacy! If I do what Phineas and Ferb were doing, I will get busted and them along with me! It's a sacrificial bust!

Stacy

I almost got you...

Candace

I can take the hit-

Stacy

...out the door...

Candace

-but they'll never see it coming!

Stacy

...to the mall.

Candace

Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Linda

Candace, I thought I told you to take that garbage out. You are so busted, young lady.

Candace

Of course I am.

Phineas

Hey, where's Perry?

And now, a trailer for an episode we also have no plan to make.

Baljeet

Pay attention up there!

Jerry the Platypus?

Phineas

Ferb, aren't those extinct?

Jeremy

As a matter of fact, I object to this union.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz

Yes, I'm just a guy who's a sucker for the sounds of mass transit.

The Chronicles of Meap, Episode 42.

Meap!

Meap Me in St. Louis.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz

Hey, wasn't that Suzy stuff supposed to be in this one?

Candace

Ahh! Hey, do you know that it's rude to take a peek to try to spy on you?!

Phineas

Sorry.

Candace

What are you guys doing?!

Phineas

Well you know how we do something new everyday?

Candace

[sarcastically] No!

Phineas

Oh, well, we build a big project or do something-

Candace

I'm aware of the concept Phineas, I was just being sarcastic.

Phineas

Really? Hey, that was pretty good. I totally fell for it. Hey Ferb, I totally fell for it.

Candace

Anyway...

Candace

I'm trying to think of things that Mom likes.

Lawrence

Oh, so many things, really. Music, hobbies, you kids. Ooh! You know, what she really likes, is my famous Rhubarb Crème Brulee. I used to make it for her all the time when we were dating. Oh, it made her so happy. [Candace gets up and leaves] You know, I should get out my toque and blowtorch and make one for her today. What a good idea Candace. Thank-you. [The sound of the door opens and closes] Candace? Well, all right then.

Candace

I just can't believe it's gone!

Irving

Aw, don't be blue. All we've gotta do is wait a couple of hours—

Candace

Ew, disgusting!

Irving

What? My brother will be here with my backup. What were you think- [realizes] Oh, that is disgusting!

Candace

[sighs] Listen, Stacy. UFO. Me day. No blow up in face! FACE!

Stacy

[on phone] Well, now that you've put it crazy...

Candace

Back at my stories. Taking a me day.

Candace

[inspecting the State-of-the-Matter Transfer Device her brothers invented] What is this thing? Some sort of souped-up techno-geek camera? I wonder what it... [accidentally zaps herself and turns into liquid; angrily] Phineas and Ferb! [A bird comes down and bathes on her] No! Get off! Ew! [gargles; the bird flies off, leaving her in four puddles]

Linda

Well, that's funny. I could've sworn she said backyard. Oh, well. If anyone needs me, I'll be washing a ton. [chuckles]

Phineas

Let's see, we've got horseradish, durians, and turmeric.

Isabella

I've got a mountain yam.

Baljeet

I cannot wait to taste liquified sea salt. [steps on a Candace puddle]

Candace

Hey! Watch where you're steering those sneakers, bub!

Phineas

Candace? You're a smoothie?!

Candace

Phineas, you've got to fix this!

Phineas

That is so cool! What does it feel like?

Candace

It feels like you're in big trouble!

Phineas

Ferb, we're gonna need some sponges and a bucket.

Phineas

[filling the bucket with Candace-liquid] Okay, these are the last drops of her.

Candace

Hurry up and change me before that bird comes back!

Phineas

Sure thing, Candace. We reversed the polarity, and it should do the trick. Now, try not to ripple. [zaps the bucket]

Candace

[in the shape of the bucket] This does not feel like the reverse of being a bucket of water.

Phineas

Hmm, so it would seem.

Buford

I don't know, I kinda like her like that. She looks like "Cand-berry sauce."

[sings] Close to you [eating worms in disgust] Ptooy!

Roger

I just ain't right.