Candace quotes from Phineas and Ferb

Candace

[runs to her broken cell phone] Oh no, Phonesy! What have they done to you? [grabs some pieces of the phone] Hello? Hello? Can anyone hear me?

Phineas

[gets close to Candace] I can hear you, Candace.

Candace

Oh great! It still works! Yeah, Phineas, I was just telling you that... [realizes Phineas and Ferb are on her side]

Phineas

Hey, Candace. Buford was just talking about you.

Candace

You guys are SO BUSTED! I'm calling Mom, right now! [realizing that her phone is gone] Oh no, I don't have the phone. [Linda's car honks] That's Mom! When she finds out that I lost it, my life is ruined!

Candace

I don't get it, I thought these things are right about everything, I mean, look. [cracks and reads the final fortune cookie quietly; hands it to Stacy]

Stacy

[reads fortune cookie] Don't believe everything you read; Words to live by.

Candace

What the heck is wrong with these two?

Buford

It's like they were hit with a dull and boring ray.

Perry

[opens his eyes and begins to back away]

Phineas

Hey, I know what we're going to do today! [everyone gets excited] We're going to watch golf on television!

Candace

What?! [takes the blueprints] Okay, we got to jump start these guys.

Phineas

[to Candace] Do you think you can entertain yourself up here alone?

Candace

Sure, I can count useless limbs. One.

Candace

Stacy, you got to help me.

Stacy

Okay.

Candace

[hugs Stacy] Thank you!

Stacy

I am such an enabler.

Candace

[to a customer] Hash browns or fruit?

Hash browns!

Candace

You're havin' fruit!

Aww...

Candace

[to Phineas] You are so busted!

Do the Eggs Southwest have bacon in them?

Candace

Ferb! Bacon on the Southwest?

Candace

Yeah, there's bacon.

Is the bacon good?

Candace

It's bacon...

Okay, I'll have...

Candace

Not gettin' any younger here.

Candace

Giant Skiddley Whiffers?! That is so bustable! And yet, so tempting. But so bustable! And yet, so tempting.

Phineas

You wanna play?

Candace

Yes! I'm the sneaker!

Buford

I get dibs on the truck!

Booyah!

Phineas

I claim the fedora and Ferb picks the nose!

Rimshot

Baljeet

[mad and on the yellow unicorn] You know, real unicorns are pink. I'm just saying.

Candace

Oh please.

Oh this always happens.

Phineas

Don't panic everyone.

Buford

I think that's my hand.

Candace

Well, I can lift heavy objects, and I can levitate, and...and I can't see my reflection in the mirror.

Ferb

Sounds like a vampire to me. [Ferb backs up into the doorway, shielding his face]

Phineas

Woah, woah, woah, woah. Come here, Ferb, come here.

Candace

Hey, let my people go!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz

Oh, guards! Seize her!

Candace

Rubber ducks?

Baljeet

Do not ask me! It is your subconscious!

Ferb

She has a rich internal life.

Buford

Yeah, she's real messed up.

Candace

Buford?!

Irving

He just showed up and jacked in!

Candace

You can't come in here!

Buford

It's a free country.

Candace

No it's not! It's my head!