Irving quotes from Phineas and Ferb

Irving

Phineas and Ferb say bake at 350 for one hour. Serves two. Speaking of 'serves two,' I was thinking, you know, after you HOES are done here maybe we could... [Candace shuts the door in his face] Okay, that's cool too. We'll just... we'll just put a pin in it for now.

Irving

Hey, can I say the Perry thing?

Phineas

What?

Irving

You know, when you say, "Where's Perry?"

Phineas

Okay...?

Irving

Where's Perry? Wait! Wait! I can do better! Where's Perry? Where is Perry? Wherefore art thou Perry? I wonder where that Perry went. Ooh! Where is that platypus? Where the P-man at?

Baljeet

Ah, we are ready. [both he and Buford are dressed as Phineas]

Irving

WHAT? No! No no no, you can't BOTH be Phineas!

Baljeet

That is what I told him, but he would not listen!

Buford

[takes off Phineas mask] But Phineas gets all the lines!

Ferb

She has a rich internal life.

Buford

Yeah, she's real messed up.

Candace

Buford?!

Irving

He just showed up and jacked in!

Candace

You can't come in here!

Buford

It's a free country.

Candace

No it's not! It's my head!

Candace

I just can't believe it's gone!

Irving

Aw, don't be blue. All we've gotta do is wait a couple of hours—

Candace

Ew, disgusting!

Irving

What? My brother will be here with my backup. What were you think- [realizes] Oh, that is disgusting!

Irving

Sir, it's the old Evil Scientist Alert System! It's showing "-inator" activity on a Doctor... Dooferd...

Commander Carl

Doofenshmirtz? Great googly moogly! I thought he'd given up his evil ways when we placed him as a high school science teacher. It's too bad Monogram isn't around to see this.

Irving

Well, sir, he's gone to a better place.

Commander Carl

Yeah. [self-reflecting as the music starts to fade] Oh what the heck, I'm calling him!

Monogram

[responds to the telephone call while relaxing] Monogram...

Commander Carl

How've you been, sir?

Monogram

Carl! I'm great. Bora Bora really is a better place. How have you been, man?

Commander Carl

I've been well. Guess who's just set off the "-inator" alert?

Monogram

Doofenshmirtz?

Commander Carl

Yeah.

Monogram

[chuckles on the news] Just like old times. Well, tell him "Hi" from me.

Commander Carl

Of course!