Candace quotes from Phineas and Ferb

So when all the members of the offending team clear the defensive zone at the same time, the delayed offset call is negated.

Jeremy

Wow, you really do know hockey.

Are you kidding? Did you know a referee makes most penalty calls-

Stacy

[talking into a microphone connected to Candace's headset] While the linesmen may call only obvious technical infractions- [To Ginger] Go away.

Obvious technical infractions- go away. The player who committed the infraction is- no give me that. No Ginger, I'm busy. I said give me that back. If you don't give that back to me right now- Candace, gotta go. [Candace smiles nervously after realizing what she said]

Candace

'Scuse me, I gotta get through here.

Woah woah woah! You're not allowed out there.

Candace

But I gotta go get my mom! This is a shortcut to the gift shop!

I'm sorry. You can't go out there. That's for players only.

Candace

Players, huh?

You're gonna go get a uniform and try to get out there, aren't you?

Candace

Is that a problem?

No, as long as we're clear on the concept.

If those were my boys, they'd be so busted.

Candace

Please, adopt me now! AUGH! Mom!

[standing with Jeremy on a balcony, watching the fireworks] You know, I don't know if I'm gonna be able to keep this resolution.

Jeremy

That's okay. I like you just the way you are. Happy New Year, Candace.

Happy New Year, Jeremy. [they kiss; fireworks go off reading "HAPPY NEW YEAR"]

¡Hola, Candace! Ooh, don't you look lovely!

Candace

Thank you, Mrs. Garcia-Shapiro!

Jeremy'll be along in a minute, honey!

Is your mother ready?

Candace

She'll be right out.

Linda

All set! See ya there, Candace! Okay, ladies, here I come! [She skates away] There I go! Ha ha! Sorry! Can't stop. FOLLOW MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....

Step on it, Vivian, she's getting away! [They drive off]

Candace

And now, I must leave. My public awaits.

Stacy

Yeah, and I must go be famous by association. Yeeha!

Phineas

And to think, we knew Stacy before she was famous by association.

Stacy

Do you have enough to feel the urge to bust your brothers? [Candace looks at her window, noticing that her brothers are building a giant wave pool for Linda] I don't think your Mom will approve.

Candace

Of course not! They are gonna be so bus-

Stacy

Nuh-uh-uh! True identity, Candace.

Candace

[inhales and sighs as she slowly pulls her head down slowly as her hair gets a corner of her eye] What's the point? Nobody understands me anyway.

Stacy

Wow, Heather magazine is good.

Isabella

[showing up in the backyard; worried] Phineas, Pinky's missing!

Phineas

Aw, that's too bad, Isabella.

Buford

Chihuahuas, that's the first thing zombies go for.

Phineas

Uh, we moved past zombies, Buford.

Isabella

He's been gone all morning! He didn't even touch his breakfast burrito. What am I going to do?

Gretchen

We could put up posters.

Buford

We could do nothing.

Phineas

We could make a portable positronic canine detector using the old factory receptors that Ferb and I were gonna use for our milligram scale purification study.

Isabella

Let's do that one!

Candace

You kids have fun. Really, I wish I could stay and bust you, but I have a lunch date with Jeremy down at City Hall.

Baljeet

City Hall serves lunch?

Buford

I thought they only served subpoenas! [pause] Oh, come on! What's a guy gotta do to get a rimshot around here?!

Candace

For your information, I'm going down to City Hall because Jeremy's working the Slushy Dawg concession stand at the food court there. And we're gonna have lunch... together. [kneels down to Isabella] Don't worry, Isabella. I'm sure Pinky'll turn up. Perry always does. [concerned] Speaking of which, where is Perry?

Isabella

And where's Pinky?

Ferb

[giving Candace a cup of tea with honey to help soothe her sore throat] Some tea with honey would help that throat. And there's crumpets in the conservatory as well.

Candace

[hoarsley] He's so British. [smiles]

Oops!

Candace

I'm gonna wait right here until the bustees return. Oh, and they will return.

Stacy

So... since you're in busting mode, I take it, my services are not required?

Stacy

Yep, I'm superfluous.

Linda

Boys, are you here? I just wanted to say- [gasps] Phineas! Ferb! You are so busted!

Candace

What? Get out of the way! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! Did I hear you just bust Phineas and Ferb?

Linda

I certainly did. [Candace giggles under] What are my guest towels doing out here? And they're filthy!

Candace

[stops giggling] Towels?

Phineas

Oh, sorry, Mom.

Candace

Towels?!

Phineas

We'll clean it up.

Linda

Yeah, you do right on that.

Phineas

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, babies and slightly smaller babies, welcome to the Phineas and Ferb Ultimate Obstacle Course! The first team that makes it all the way to the end (you know, alive and stuff) will win this nifty trophy! So are you ready to get muddy?

Candace

That tears it! Those two are so—

Stacy

Hang on, Candace! We can win this!

Candace

Yeah, we ca—Wait, what?

Stacy

I want that trophy!

Candace

Why?

Very good, Ginger. We'll put it up here with the rest of your awards. I'm...still saving a place for your trophy, Stacy. You know, just in case.

Stacy

Uh... [cut back to her and Candace] ...Uh... Candace, we'd make an awesome team!

Candace

Alright, I'll do it!

Stacy

For the trophy!

Candace

And for whatever it was you were thinking about just now.

Candace

[with Stacy on the red team] We are so ready!

Isabella

What was that about?

Ginger

Oh, that's our secret code for "I love you, sis"… I think.

Phineas

Good luck, contestants! And watch out for giant worms! On your marks...

Candace

Wait, what?

Phineas

Get set...

Candace

Did he say, "giant worms"?!

Phineas

Go!

Phineas

Ferb, are you expecting someone?

Ferb

[opens the front door, revealing the Marvel Avengers standing at the doorway] Not them.

Spider-Man

Aren't you a little young to be stealing superheroes' superpowers?

Phineas

Yes. Yes, we would be, Spider-Man, if we actually did it. But like I said, I don't think we did.

You can't see it, but I have a rather severe look of disappointment on my face.

Isabella

[puts a juice box in his mouth] This'll turn that tin frown upside-down.

Juice-in-a-box? We have nothing like this in Asgard.

[grunting while having trouble putting the straw in the juice box] Straw cannot penetrate!

Spider-Man

Hey, hey, hey! Calm blue ocean. Let me take care of that for ya, buddy.

Thanks, Isabella. Well, the power-siphoning ray originated from the Tri-State Area. And I was thinking you guys would know something about it since it bounced off your space station.

Phineas

Are you sure it was our space station?

It was shaped like your head.

Phineas

Well, that sounds like ours, but we don't know anything about a power-siphoning ray.

I was afraid of that. Well, the first thing we gotta do is get our powers back.

Phineas

Ferb, I know what we're gonna d-

Candace

[coming downstairs] Alright, boys and girls, listen up, Mom's on a walking tour of Danville and Dad's tinkering in the basement, so I'm in charge. That means no shenanigans! Hey, Spider-Man. So I'll be over at Stacy's all... d-d-d-day?!

Spider-Man

'Sup?

Greetings, fair young maiden!

Candace

It's super...heroes...in...duh...our...kitchen!

Isabella

Candace is gonna lie down for a while. [leads Candace out of the kitchen and back to her bedroom] That's it. Just breathe. They're only superheroes.

Phineas

Looks like you guys have a fan.

Oh, boy. [tips over]

And it's probably good she didn't see that.

I'm okay.

Phineas

Hey, where's Perry?

Candace

Wow. There's something you don't see every… [notices Phineas' outraged expression; confused] What?

Phineas

[scolds his sister Candace] Really, Candace? Do you have any idea what you just did?!

Candace

I was just trying to help.

Phineas

Well, your "help" this morning messed us up so badly, we came this close to being wiped out at the mall! I thought you would've learned your lesson!

Candace

But... but I—

Phineas

But, no! You show up again to help, and now Baljeet has been hulkified and is rampaging who knows where! And we're back to square one with restoring the heroes' powers!

Candace

But...but—

Phineas

This is just too important, and we can't afford any more setbacks! I'm revoking your S.H.E.D. card. [takes off her lanyard and rips up her card] You have to go, NOW!

Buford

I've always told her, don't ever make Phineas angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.