If it turns out i injured you in any way, i'll never forgive myself!
PimWhatever. We're out of gym.
I--I--I mean it, Pim. I'll carry your books. I'll hold your food tray. You won't need to lift a finger until that ankle is healed.
Pim
Now that you mention it, i'm feeling pretty bad. They may have to helicopter me to one of those fancy ankle hospitals.
NKNurse Krinsky
Hello? Is--is there any visible blood or nasty ouchies?
Thankfully, no, Nurse Krinsky.
NKNurse Krinsky
Oh, good. Whew. You know how queasy i get.
Okay, Pim, I have to go to class now. You be strong now, You hear?
Pim
It's so hard to be strong when you feel so very week!
What a brave little soldier! (Sniffles)
NKNurse Krinsky
I hate these x-ray thingies. they give me willies. You're fine. (Sighs) I gotta get another job. You're free to go. I'm sure your friend Debbie will be happy to hear you're okay.
Pim
Well, we can't have Debbie happy, now can we?
NKNurse Krinsky
Why not? Debbie likes to be happy. She put smiley faces on all my tongue depressors.
Pim
Oh, isn't that sweet? Mama just hatched herself a plan.
Pim
(Struggling on crutches) Sorry i'm late, Teach. I narrowly escaped death.
P.B. and J! I feel horrible! Here, Pim, let me help you to your seat.
Pim
No, no. I've got to get the hang of this myself. (Groans) Darnsies! I'm so uncoordinated!
Here, let me get that. Don't you worry about a thing, Pim. Until you're healed, I am at your service.
Is that fluffy enough for you?
Pim
Could be fluffier.
Say no more. You need to be relaxed in order to heal. I'll find you the fluffiest pillow of them all!
Pim
(Laughs)
Hey, Pim. What happened to you?
Pim
Oh, this. Uh...Debbie wants to be a nurse when she grows up, so i let her bandage me. As practice.
Oh, well...that's awfully nice of you.
Pim
Helping friends reach their goals...That's why i was put on this earth.
Say, Debbie, What do you think of this ingrown hair i have here?
Pim
Hey, Debs, You know, all this being in pain is making me thirsty. Score me a root beer, will ya?
Absolutely. Anything you need.
Pim
Oh! And now that you mention it, my spanish homework needs doing. Know what i mean, slappy? (Laughs)
Here comes the choo choo train!
Pim
What the--Huh? Debbie, how did you get in my house?
I copied your key at the shoe repair shop in little tokyo. I also gave Mr. Yamaguro all of your platform shoes to be cut down. You'll be wearing flats from now on, my little patient!
Pim
How long have i been asleep?
A long time. Did you know that you talk in your sleep? You have a sailor's mouth. You must have cable.
Pim
All right, get me out of this thing!
(Yawning Loudly) (Sniffs a shirt) Whoa! Hohh! That's not clean.
Good morning, Sweetheart. Breakfast is ready.
(Laughing) Oh, Phil, I was there the day you popped out of your natal pod. You don't have anything i haven't seen already.
Yeah, except for the sign on the door that says "Please Knock."
Hey, Phil! That "Please Knock" sign is lookin' a little shabby. I'll touch it up for you as soon as i store these photon conduits.
Dad, Look. I know that space in the garage is a little tight right now, But why does my room have to become your storage closet?
Because the sign on Pim's door says "Keep Out Or Else," and i don't want to find out what "Or Else" means.
Well, I don't have room for all this junk.
CComputer
This unit is not junk.
Be careful what you say around the time engine C.P.U. It's a little emotionally unstable right now.
CComputer
This unit reads lips, you know. and this unit's going through a lot right now.
Well, if it's ok with everyone else in this family. I kinda find getting dressed a little bit of a private affair.
No Problem. I got some more stuff to bring up, anyway.
(Puts shirt over the unit)(Sighs) Nothing personal.
CComputer
Nothing this unit hasn't seen already.
(Gasps) Pim! Do You Think This Is Funny?
Pim
Not yet...But it'll be hilarious on the front page of my blog.
Hey, Everybody, I'm thinkin' tonight's the night for game night.
Pim
Dad, You're still shy 20 large from last month's game of snakes and ladders, blood-sport edition.
Well, I have finally found a present-day game that i can win. It's called (Mispronouncing) Charad-Zah.
Ooh, charad-zah! Sounds fancy. We're gonna need some cheese.
It's not called charad-zah. It's called charades. All right? And if you don't mind, I'm gonna take a rain check.
Rain check. Whoa, Whoa, Whoa. I haven't even lost yet.
Phil, It's game night. Don't you want to spend time with your family?
I think i spend enough time with you all in my room. You just walk in whenever you want. You store all your time machine junk in there, and you(Pim)...Live here. It--(Sighs) Don't get me wrong. All right? I love almost all of you, but i think what i really need is some privacy in my own room.
Pim
Sounds like your own room is about to blow a gasket.
Maybe i shouldn't have stored the hysterical fuel cells next to the self-propelled spark rods.
Yeah, that was probably a mistake.
Pim
You're not getting any privacy with that giant gaping hole in your floor. Tough break, Kid.
This is way too big to fix for the wizard. Maybe dad will lend me some of his future tools.
Are you kidding? My tools are calibrated for high-tech plastics and composites, not for wood and nails. They're extremely, extremely sensitive.
Well, where am i gonna sleep?
You'll just have to bunk with Pim until we can get this fixed.
That was a good one, Mom.
Pim
Yeah, way to cut the tension.
Oh...Oh, i'd rather live in the garage.
Well, i'm open to any better ideas.
I'd rather live in the garage.
Hey, I think that's a great--ly...Bad idea. Greatly bad.
I--I hate to say it, but i agree with your father. you are too young to be living in the garage.
Pim
I say it's high time to push him out of the nest and say, "Fly, Baby Bird! Spread those wings and make us proud."
I agree with your mother.
I haven't said anything yet.
Oh, it's just kind of a technicality, isn't it?
Pim
Mom, you just said phil is so young, he should live in the garage.
Yes! Thank You! Thank You!
Pim
The house...Is mine! All mine!
Pim! I've told you a hundred times if you're gonna disappear under cover of a smoke bomb, take it outside!
Pim
(Distantly) Sorry, Mom.
Pim
Feed me. Come on, Ma. I'm on empty.
I...Set 4 places for breakfast, but we only need (Tearfully) 3. Seems like only yesterday that phil ate breakfast here.
Pim
It was yesterday.
Remember the first day...Right after he moved out?
Pim
That's now. You're being nostalgic about now!
I know it's hard for you to understand, Pim. When you get older, you'll see that time really does fly.
Has anyone seen my Welder's helmet?
Pim
Not if dad's the pilot.
Lloyd, have you made any headway with the floor repair?
Sweetie, you're forgetting we don't live in the 22nd century, where you have everything you need with the press of a button. I'm gonna have to go out and find a place that specializes in hammers, nails, uh, paints, plaster. It's not like i can quit my job at the hardware store and then just...Wait a minute. I just thought of a place.
Bruno. Hey. Phil Diffy. How's the H.G. Wells star quarterback? Hey, congrats on winning the fingerbowl last week. Yeah. Listen, Keely and i are throwing a housewarming party at my place tonight. Uh, and, well, you're on the short list. Yeah. I--I got my own crib out back.
Hello! Bruno?! Bruno! Hey...I Gotta go. Curtis, i was on the phone.
Feet also on table. Where'd you learn manners? Barnyard?
I'm not the caveman here.
Could fool Curtis. Phil clothes. Oh, Phil, Phil. Now...Curtis clothes. Phil books...Curtis books. Curtis arrange by author...Then subject.
Now we talk about throwing party without Curtis approval?
Okay. I just moved away from my mother. I don't need another one.
Then stop acting like child.
I am not a child. I'm a responsible adult...Like person, and i don't need your permission to throw a party.
In Curtis cave, you play by Curtis rules.
Okay, technically this isn't a cave. And even more technically, this cave is my garage!
Oh! Phil claim Curtis cave?!
Okay. Okay. You scare me a little.
First of all, in the 21st century, there are these places called hardware stores. I work at one! Ha ha!
Your father found some present-day tools he can use to fix your floor. You'll be able to move back in no time.
Pim
What?!
Pim
I couldn't help but overhear.
Look, i don't want to move back in. I like it out here.
Pim
And i like him out here.
Phil, you are too young to be living in the garage.
When are you going to get it? I'm not a little kid anymore.
Barb, it's not gonna hurt to let Phil give it a shot.
Wait. Curtis no want to live in garage with Phil.
Then you can live in my room.
Pim
(Laughing) Yes!
Well, ho-hold on. Hold on. Phil's bedroom floor isn't fixed yet. It's gonna take quite a while.
You got a lumber, floor joists, perhaps a plumb line?
Curtis solve problem right now.
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