Pim quotes from Phil of the Future

Barbara

Curtis. It was so nice of you to cook tonight.

Curtis

Thanks, Mom.

Lloyd

And delicious! What was this? Beef? Pork? Chicken?

Curtis

Uh...Just say...Not fast runner.

Lloyd

Oh.

Pim

There are so many things i like about Curtis. He's not Phil, he was no Phil-like qualities, and, unlike Phil, he's someone other than Phil.

Curtis

Oh! Curtis like Pim, too. Pim pretty...And smart.

Pim

Thank you, Curtis.

Curtis

Pim good digger, too.

Pim

That's enough, Curtis.

Lloyd

Digger?

Curtis

Curtis find excellent tunnels from Pim's room to back fence. Uh, main tunnel, side tunnel, emergency tunnel--

Pim

Zip it, Curtis!

Barbara

Tunnels?

Curtis

Pim very thoughtful, too. Only use dead of night so not wake up Barb and Lloyd.

Barbara

You...Are grounded. 2 weeks for every tunnel you made.

Lloyd

And we mean above-grounded.

Pim

You knuckle-dragging yaboo!

Curtis

Nrrahh!

Lloyd

Enough! We are all gonna join in a rousing game of (Mispronouncing) Charades and have a jolly old time. Okay? Do i make myself clear?

Yes, Dad.

Barbara

Honey, how can we have game night without the whole family?

Lloyd

I've already asked Phil, honey, and he'd rather be in his garage. he loves it there.

Barbara

Um...Oh...Oh! Oh! Ooh...Oh! Romeo and Juliet!

Lloyd

Yeah!

Barbara

Yes!

Lloyd

Yay! The score--Curtis and Pim, zip, the almighty megalatrons, 3!

Pim

You'd think someone who could barely talk would be better at this game.

Curtis

Ooh, Curtis cut in 2 by Pim wit.

Barbara

Pim, your turn.

Lloyd

Here we go. Ha ha!

Curtis

Focus! 3 word! Last word. Run! Leave! Go! Uh, Pim go! Pim dig! Oh. Pim dig tunnel and leave house! Bad Pim. Pim grounded.

Pim

That's it! You're done!

Lloyd

Pim, down!

Curtis

Pim no scare Curtis.

Pim

Rahrr!

Curtis

Okay, Pim scare Curtis a little.

Pim

Just give me 5 seconds with him!

Lloyd

Now, Pim, calm down!

Curtis

Makalowa tsee-tonga!

Barbara

Curtis! Watch your language! Get--Oh!

Lloyd

Ohh! Ooh!

Phil

Ohh! Ohh! How'd you sneak in here? Tunnel number 3?

Pim

You know about 3-zie?

Phil

I've always known. I've just never told mom and dad.

Pim

Too bad jurassic the clown doesn't share your code of honor. One day, and he's already gotten me grounded for a month.

Phil

Well, let's just hope he doesn't figure out your plan to breed and market attack squirrels.

Pim

You know about that, too? See? You're a much more worthy opponet. Too bad you're out of here, right?

Phil

(Sighs) I'll break my rule and be honest with you. I don't really love being on my own, but if i tell mom and dad, then i'm right back where i started.

Pim

I'm seeing a mutually beneficial arrangement. I get rid of Curtis and you get your room back without groveling.

Phil

Look, I am willing to try anything if it gets me back into the house and lets me keep my new-found maturity.

Pim

So why'd you sneak in here anyway? Forget your blankie?

Phil

No. Just a small swatch of fabric that means absolutely nothing to me.

Pim

(Wheezing) (Whimpering)

Lloyd

Whoa! Pim!

Barbara

What's wrong, Sweetheart?

Lloyd

Another nightmare about the collapse of the capitalist system?

Pim

(Whining) I miss my big brother.

Lloyd

Are we both dreaming the same dream or did Pim just say she misses Phil?

Barbara

It's Pim and she's our little girl and she misses our little boy.

Lloyd

And when did she get freckles?

Barbara

Lloyd, we are losing touch with our children!

Pim

(As A Baby) Is Phil ever coming back?

Barbara

Lloyd, I don't care how you do it, I want you to convince Phil to move back in.

Lloyd

Okay, honey, first thing in the morning.

Pim

(Slap)

Lloyd

Aah! You mean now, don't you?

Pim

Thank you, Daddykins.

Barbara

I'm coming with, Honey.

Pim

(Whimpering)

Pim

(Sighs) Ahh, this mattress flexes to meet my every curve.

Phil

So I actually saved us?

Lloyd

I guess so.

Pim

Whoa, whoa, whoa. So, he's the bad kid for 10 seconds and that's it? I will not stand for this injustice!!

Barbara

Wanna put the star on top of the tree?

Pim

'Kay.

Phil

Dad, Pim's being nice to me!

Lloyd

(sighs) Pim, stop being nice to your brother.

Pim

I can't help it!

Lloyd

Well then, Phil, whatever you're doing to make your sister be nice to you, knock it off!

Phil

Ah! Isn't everything more colorful today?

Barbara

Phil, we've got some great news!

Phil

So do I -- Keely and I are together.

Barbara

Oh, honey, that's so wonderful -- (hugs Phil, pauses) -- in a horribly sad and heart-wrenching way.

Phil

What do you mean?

Pim

(mock excitedly) We're going home, Ace! Still up for that hug?!