This is Mad Max's house. His owner said he'd be locked inside.
Why do you think they call him Mad Max?
'Cause he sells electronics at rock-bottom prices. "Beware Of The Dog." "It's A Big, Mean Dog. Chomp, Chomp."
"I'd Turn Back If I Were You." Good idea.
MMMad Max
(Growling) (Snarling)
Hi, Max. You're sure you're not a bear?
Phil, I think he's mad at us.
Hmm. You think? Let me find out. Uh, see, there's a function on my wizard. It interprets animal sounds. What'cha thinking, Max? Huh? You're all bark, right, pal?
MMMad Max
(Male Voice) Another move and i'll rip your appendix out and use it as a chew toy. (Growling)
Mad Max, we're sorry. We didn't mean to disturb you.
But the thing is, if you back up a few feet. We'll be on our way. All right? have a nice day. We'll see you later. Bye-bye.
MMMad Max
(Male Voice) Yeah, right. Have a nice day. I got a tick the size of a cockapoo. My master, he went off to college.
MMMad Max
Yeah, he was my best friend. Now i just feel like biting something.
Uh, well, i'll tell you, Max. We'll be your friends, huh?
MMMad Max
Hmm. Why would you want to be my friend?
Because you seem like a fun guy. Not fun in a laugh-out-loud kind of way, but more of a pleasant grumpiness.
MMMad Max
(Male Voice) Really?
Sure. So it's settled, huh? We'll come by and see you tomorrow. Let us down without...Eating us. Thanks.
See you tomorrow, Maximilian!
MMMad Max
(Male Voice) Wow! No one ever calls me Maximilian anymore.
Well, we do, 'cause we're your friends. Let's get out of here.
MMMad Max
Yo, aren't you forgetting something? Hey, I left you a little present. I'm sorry. I didn't have time to wrap it. (Chuckles)
You want to get this one? 'Cause my hands are full.
(Stutters) How did you get in here?
MMMad Max
(Whimpering) (Male Voice) I let myself in. Oh, Phil, I gotta talk to you.
All right, but make it quick, all right? I'm headed off to festapalooza.
MMMad Max
So i found out this morning that Jimmy's not coming home from college this weekend.
Jimmy...Oh, right, your master. Oh, gee, that's too bad. I am sorry about that, Man.
MMMad Max
I tell you, I am so bummed. I've been drinking toilet water all day.
Oh, Max, i've tried that, and it's not the answer.
Hey, would a head scratch help?
MMMad Max
It wouldn't hurt. Oh, yeah, that's good. Now the ears. Now the neck.
MMMad Max
Aw, the chest. That's right. That's the stuff. I remember when i was a puppy and my master picked me up from that pet adoption place. Back then, you could pick me up. (Laughs) That was the happiest day of my life.
Uh, that's fascinating max, but...I'm gonna be late, and my hand's really starting to cramp up, so...
MMMad Max
But it's trash day. I thought we could go for a talk and sniff.
Any other day i could, but...I gotta go.
Here's one of my dad's dirty socks. Knock yourself out.
Oh, my gosh--Max's bandana!
Hey, Buddy, you want to come talk to us over here?
MMMad Max
What are you doin' here? Oh, you want a puppy, too?
No, Max, we're here to take you back home.
MMMad Max
Heh, right. No one wants a cranky old gas bag like me.
Hey, that's not true. I know i said i'd be your friend, and i wasn't acting like it, so i'm sorry. But i promise to visit you every day and scratch you till my fingers fall off.
Max, Phil missed the concert to look for you.
MMMad Max
Really? You missed festapalooza for me?
MMMad Max
You idiot. There's gonna be about 50 bands there. Just kidding. I appreciate it.
Come on. Let's get out of here. Come on!
MMMad Max
So you missed the concert, eh? well, I got a pretty good voice.
MMMad Max
(Singing) If you're happy and you know it wag your tail. If you're happy and you know it wag your tail. Take it away, Phil.
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