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Phil of the Future · Season 2

Phil, Barbara and others in “Phil of the Garage”

Phil

(Yawning Loudly) (Sniffs a shirt) Whoa! Hohh! That's not clean.

Barbara

Good morning, Sweetheart. Breakfast is ready.

Phil

Mom, I'm not dressed!

Barbara

(Laughing) Oh, Phil, I was there the day you popped out of your natal pod. You don't have anything i haven't seen already.

Phil

Yeah, except for the sign on the door that says "Please Knock."

Lloyd

Hey, Phil! That "Please Knock" sign is lookin' a little shabby. I'll touch it up for you as soon as i store these photon conduits.

Phil

Dad, Look. I know that space in the garage is a little tight right now, But why does my room have to become your storage closet?

Lloyd

Because the sign on Pim's door says "Keep Out Or Else," and i don't want to find out what "Or Else" means.

Phil

Well, I don't have room for all this junk.

Computer

This unit is not junk.

Lloyd

Be careful what you say around the time engine C.P.U. It's a little emotionally unstable right now.

Computer

This unit reads lips, you know. and this unit's going through a lot right now.

Phil

Well, if it's ok with everyone else in this family. I kinda find getting dressed a little bit of a private affair.

Lloyd

No Problem. I got some more stuff to bring up, anyway.

Phil

(Puts shirt over the unit)(Sighs) Nothing personal.

Computer

Nothing this unit hasn't seen already.

Phil

(Gasps) Pim! Do You Think This Is Funny?

Pim

Not yet...But it'll be hilarious on the front page of my blog.

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