Barbara (to Lloyd): Why were you invisible getting the paper?
Because I didn't want the neighbors to see me in my undies.
Couldn't you have spared us?!
Last thing a girl wants is her brother in her personal business.
JJerry
This isn't my sandwich.
And you're not getting one. Not today, not tomorrow, not ever.
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