Hey, Everybody, I'm thinkin' tonight's the night for game night.
Dad, You're still shy 20 large from last month's game of snakes and ladders, blood-sport edition.
Well, I have finally found a present-day game that i can win. It's called (Mispronouncing) Charad-Zah.
Ooh, charad-zah! Sounds fancy. We're gonna need some cheese.
It's not called charad-zah. It's called charades. All right? And if you don't mind, I'm gonna take a rain check.
Rain check. Whoa, Whoa, Whoa. I haven't even lost yet.
Phil, It's game night. Don't you want to spend time with your family?
I think i spend enough time with you all in my room. You just walk in whenever you want. You store all your time machine junk in there, and you(Pim)...Live here. It--(Sighs) Don't get me wrong. All right? I love almost all of you, but i think what i really need is some privacy in my own room.
Sounds like your own room is about to blow a gasket.
Maybe i shouldn't have stored the hysterical fuel cells next to the self-propelled spark rods.
Yeah, that was probably a mistake.
My room!
You're not getting any privacy with that giant gaping hole in your floor. Tough break, Kid.
This is way too big to fix for the wizard. Maybe dad will lend me some of his future tools.
Are you kidding? My tools are calibrated for high-tech plastics and composites, not for wood and nails. They're extremely, extremely sensitive.
Oh. Little help, please?
Well, where am i gonna sleep?
You'll just have to bunk with Pim until we can get this fixed.
(Laughing)
That was a good one, Mom.
Yeah, way to cut the tension.
Oh...Oh, i'd rather live in the garage.
Well, i'm open to any better ideas.
I'd rather live in the garage.
Hey, I think that's a great--ly...Bad idea. Greatly bad.
I--I hate to say it, but i agree with your father. you are too young to be living in the garage.
I say it's high time to push him out of the nest and say, "Fly, Baby Bird! Spread those wings and make us proud."
I agree with your mother.
I haven't said anything yet.
Oh, it's just kind of a technicality, isn't it?
Mom, you just said phil is so young, he should live in the garage.
No...I Didn't.
Uh, that's what i heard.
I'm just sayin' i agree.
What's it gonna be, Mom?
Just...Until--
Yes! Thank You! Thank You!
The house...Is mine! All mine!
Pim! I've told you a hundred times if you're gonna disappear under cover of a smoke bomb, take it outside!
(Distantly) Sorry, Mom.
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