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Phil of the Future · Season 2

Lloyd, Pim and others in “Phil of the Garage”

Lloyd

Hey, Everybody, I'm thinkin' tonight's the night for game night.

Pim

Dad, You're still shy 20 large from last month's game of snakes and ladders, blood-sport edition.

Lloyd

Well, I have finally found a present-day game that i can win. It's called (Mispronouncing) Charad-Zah.

Barbara

Ooh, charad-zah! Sounds fancy. We're gonna need some cheese.

Phil

It's not called charad-zah. It's called charades. All right? And if you don't mind, I'm gonna take a rain check.

Lloyd

Rain check. Whoa, Whoa, Whoa. I haven't even lost yet.

Barbara

Phil, It's game night. Don't you want to spend time with your family?

Phil

I think i spend enough time with you all in my room. You just walk in whenever you want. You store all your time machine junk in there, and you(Pim)...Live here. It--(Sighs) Don't get me wrong. All right? I love almost all of you, but i think what i really need is some privacy in my own room.

Pim

Sounds like your own room is about to blow a gasket.

Lloyd

Maybe i shouldn't have stored the hysterical fuel cells next to the self-propelled spark rods.

Lloyd

Yeah, that was probably a mistake.

Phil

My room!

Pim

You're not getting any privacy with that giant gaping hole in your floor. Tough break, Kid.

Phil

This is way too big to fix for the wizard. Maybe dad will lend me some of his future tools.

Lloyd

Are you kidding? My tools are calibrated for high-tech plastics and composites, not for wood and nails. They're extremely, extremely sensitive.

Lloyd

Oh. Little help, please?

Phil

Well, where am i gonna sleep?

Barbara

You'll just have to bunk with Pim until we can get this fixed.

Together

(Laughing)

Phil

That was a good one, Mom.

Pim

Yeah, way to cut the tension.

Phil

Oh...Oh, i'd rather live in the garage.

Barbara

Well, i'm open to any better ideas.

Phil

I'd rather live in the garage.

Lloyd

Hey, I think that's a great--ly...Bad idea. Greatly bad.

Barbara

I--I hate to say it, but i agree with your father. you are too young to be living in the garage.

Pim

I say it's high time to push him out of the nest and say, "Fly, Baby Bird! Spread those wings and make us proud."

Lloyd

I agree with your mother.

Barbara

I haven't said anything yet.

Lloyd

Oh, it's just kind of a technicality, isn't it?

Pim

Mom, you just said phil is so young, he should live in the garage.

Barbara

No...I Didn't.

Phil

Uh, that's what i heard.

Lloyd

I'm just sayin' i agree.

Phil

What's it gonna be, Mom?

Barbara

Just...Until--

Phil

Yes! Thank You! Thank You!

Pim

The house...Is mine! All mine!

Barbara

Pim! I've told you a hundred times if you're gonna disappear under cover of a smoke bomb, take it outside!

Pim

(Distantly) Sorry, Mom.

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