Seth quotes from Phil of the Future

Seth

The popular kids.They're at the top of the food chain. Then there's the football team, the ski squad, the student government club, the air gutar posse and then, there's guys like us, who dig algebra.

Tia

That's perfect, Seth. Thank you. Whoa. Walk away. Uh, earth to Seth.

Seth

Oh! Sorry.

Keely

I'll take some pepper, Seth.

And even though the sun's set, you've filled my heart with light.

Phil

Uh...David Butler Thurmond.

Aah! Aren't you clever? Oh, shug, you got a dangler. I think It's puddin'. All better. See ya after school.

Tia

Uh, hello...Yeah, what was that about?

Phil

What? Oh, Marla. Yeah, we're gonna study together for Ginsberg's poetry test.

Keely

Phil, do you like that girl?

Phil

Like her? No, you mean like--no, I barely know her.

Tia

Yeah, well, she likes you.

Phil

I don't think so.

Seth

Phil, I'm the last guy to get stuff. But I think Tia's right. That Marla likes you!

Phil

Guys, she dropped one of her books, and I gave her a hand. That's all.

Keely

Phil, let me clue you in. When you do things for a girl, they have meanings.

Phil

Like what?

Keely

Like, if you carry her books, that means you're interested.

Tia

If you open the door for her...

Keely

That means you're interested, but currently seeing someone.

Tia

Giving somebody cuts in line...

Keely

Front cuts mean you think she's cute. Back cuts...

Let's be friends.

Seth

Oh, don't worry. I'm jotting all this down for us.

Phil

Great.

Keely

Phil? You have to do something. You have to talk to her.

Tia

Forget talk. Kick her to the curb.

Phil

I have to break up with her? Well, how? I--I...

Keely

Don't look at me. I've never broken up with anybody.

Tia

Look, It's a snap. You know the guy I'm going out with, Mikey Watson?

Seth

Mikey Watson. A.K.A...The luckiest guy in the ninth grade. I've heard of him.

Tia

I was gonna cut him loose on Monday anyway, but if this helps...Hey, Mikey! These last few weeks have been huge, but we're done.

(Screams)

Tia

See? Painless.

(Sobbing)

Call me.

Phil

I can't do that.

Seth

I had the naughtiest dream about an improper fraction last night.

Phil

And?