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Phil of the Future · Season 2

Phil, Curtis and others in “Phil of the Garage”

Phil

Bruno. Hey. Phil Diffy. How's the H.G. Wells star quarterback? Hey, congrats on winning the fingerbowl last week. Yeah. Listen, Keely and i are throwing a housewarming party at my place tonight. Uh, and, well, you're on the short list. Yeah. I--I got my own crib out back.

Phil

Hello! Bruno?! Bruno! Hey...I Gotta go. Curtis, i was on the phone.

Curtis

Feet also on table. Where'd you learn manners? Barnyard?

Phil

I'm not the caveman here.

Curtis

Could fool Curtis. Phil clothes. Oh, Phil, Phil. Now...Curtis clothes. Phil books...Curtis books. Curtis arrange by author...Then subject.

Phil

Are you finished?

Curtis

Now we talk about throwing party without Curtis approval?

Phil

Okay. I just moved away from my mother. I don't need another one.

Curtis

Then stop acting like child.

Phil

I am not a child. I'm a responsible adult...Like person, and i don't need your permission to throw a party.

Curtis

In Curtis cave, you play by Curtis rules.

Phil

Okay, technically this isn't a cave. And even more technically, this cave is my garage!

Curtis

Oh! Phil claim Curtis cave?!

Phil

Oh, you don't scare me.

Curtis

Arrhh!

Phil

Okay. Okay. You scare me a little.

Lloyd

Phil! Great news.

Phil

What?

Lloyd

First of all, in the 21st century, there are these places called hardware stores. I work at one! Ha ha!

Barbara

Your father found some present-day tools he can use to fix your floor. You'll be able to move back in no time.

Curtis

Yeah.

Pim

What?!

Pim

I couldn't help but overhear.

Phil

Look, i don't want to move back in. I like it out here.

Pim

And i like him out here.

Barbara

Phil, you are too young to be living in the garage.

Phil

When are you going to get it? I'm not a little kid anymore.

Lloyd

Barb, it's not gonna hurt to let Phil give it a shot.

Curtis

Wait. Curtis no want to live in garage with Phil.

Phil

Then you can live in my room.

Pim

(Laughing) Yes!

Curtis

Mmm...Curtis on board.

Lloyd

Well, ho-hold on. Hold on. Phil's bedroom floor isn't fixed yet. It's gonna take quite a while.

Curtis

You got a lumber, floor joists, perhaps a plumb line?

Lloyd

Yeah.

Curtis

Curtis solve problem right now.

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