Kate Todd quotes from NCIS

Kate

Look, just don't take any chances, ok? I mean, if we're right about Sacco, he's got more than a screw loose.

Tony

Aww. Here I was thinking you didn't care.

Kate

It's not about caring. If anything happens to you, I'm gonna be stuck working here with Gibbs alone.

Tony

It's not that bad. A little grumpy sometimes--

Gibbs

[from the back of the squad room] Hey! DiNozzo! You still here?

Tony

Then again you may be onto something there.

Kate

It's 6:30 in the morning! How can you eat that stuff?

Gibbs

(with his mouth full) Practice!

Tony

I really liked her.

Kate

ATF agent involved in illegal weapons and murder - what's not to like?

Tony

So quick to judge, Kate. Sure she has flaws, sure she's going to prison, but my instincts tell me she had good qualities as well.

Kate

Two of them wouldn't happen to live under her shirt, would they?

Tony

How old am I?

Kate

Based on chronology or maturity?

Gibbs

What if I wanted to get into that account?

Kate

(shrugs) Get a search warrant for the servers.

Gibbs

We don't have time for a warrant. What's a quicker way?

Kate

Hack into the servers.

Kate

Can't believe I just said that. I would have never suggested that before I started working here.

Gibbs

You're welcome.

John, Ag Department.

Kate

Kate, NCIS.

Hi... really?

Kate

Yes. Why?

I've never seen you and I'm at NCIS twice a month.

Kate

You are?

Yes, I specialize in hail and storm damage.

Kate

What NCIS do you think I'm with?

National Crop Insurance Service.

Gibbs

That's us, she's a wiz on how corn losses affect pork belly futures.

Kate

That's my boss - weird sense of humor. [later, to Gibbs] "How corn losses affect pork belly futures?"

Gibbs

Rule number seven: always be specific when you lie.

Kate

[regarding the terrorist who shot Gerald and Gibbs] Why did he give you a shot at him?

Gibbs

He needs to face death to feel alive. Maybe, to feel anything.

Gibbs

You have any idea where thinking like this is going to lead you?

Tony

Yeah, do you, McGee?

Gibbs

Promotion. You need any help, you ask Tony. It looks like he could use a workout.

Kate

Don't let him intimidate you, McGee, that's my job today.

Gibbs

[smashing cell phone on desk] God, I hate this thing! It's crap!

Kate

There's a secretary from the Pentagon downstairs and she claims her boss is being held hostage by his computer.

Gibbs

See? [holds up smashed phone] There's a reason I didn't trust these things. [tosses it to McGee] Here, reboot that or something. [to Kate] Send her up.

McGee

Reboot it?

Kate

Or you can do what we always do.

Tony

It's his third one this month.

Abby

[as her computer fizzles and crashes] NO! NO, NO, NO,... My baby just french-fried!

McGee

System's over-heated.

Gibbs

So reboot it.

Abby

Believe it or not, Gibbs, not all computer problems can be solved by rebooting.

Gibbs

[brightly, holding up cell phone] Works for me.

Kate

McGee, can't you tell when someone's kidding with you?

McGee

I used to and then I met you guys.

Gibbs

McGee, where are you going?

McGee

Uh, Norfolk.

Gibbs

Well, I got some good news, and some bad news for you. You've just been promoted. [holds up envelope with McGee's promotion] To a full-time field agent.

McGee

Really? That's incredible! What's-

Gibbs

You belong to me now.

Kate

Congratulations!

Tony

Yeah, what she said.

McGee

So, I-I'm one of you guys now, right? No more hazing?

Sure.

McGee

Well, I-I just want to say that I never took it personal and I--

Tony

You know I could really get used to that.

Tony

[slams a portable fan onto his desk] Anyone, and I mean anyone, know when the air conditioner is getting fixed? What about the name of the genius who invented windows that don't open? Like, what are we on, a space ship? Windows should open!

Kate

[checks him out admiringly] Ooh! Have you been working out?

Tony

All summer long. Thanks for finally noticing!

Kate

No. I meant right now. 'Cause you're sweating like a pig and it's not very... [whispers] attractive!

McGee

[awkwardly] Morning, Agent Todd!

Kate

McGee...

McGee

Yeah?

Kate

You have two seconds to tell me what you're doing down there!

McGee

I'm upgrading the computer system, and, uh...

Kate

Time's up!

McGee

N...n...no! I wasn't looking! Ahh! I wasn't looking!

Gibbs

[walking in] Tony, Did I just see what I thought I saw?

Tony

Um, out of respect for my co-workers, I'd have to say "yes, you did" and it's kind of disturbing.

Gibbs

I agree. Put your damn shirt on! This is a federal office building, not a gym! [notices McGee] Damn it, McGee, why are you still here?

McGee

The air conditioner's been turned off and it won't get turned on 'till the network's back on.

Gibbs

And you think it's acceptable to be crawling around all day, by yourself?

McGee

I just wanted it fixed before I returned to Norfolk.

Gibbs

You have any idea where thinking like this is going to lead you?

Tony

Yeah, do you, McGee?

Gibbs

Promotion. You need any help, you ask Tony. It looks like he could use a workout.

McGee

It's not that hard, so I'll probably do it myself.

Tony

Good answer!

Kate

Don't let him intimidate you, McGee. That's my job today.

Kate

Agent Todd!

McGee

[to Tony] I didn't look!

Tony

Oh, I believe you. But let me ask you this... is she a pantyhose or a thong girl? 'Cause I'm thinking thong... [winces as Kate elbows him in the gut]

Gibbs

Kate, take McGee and search the Watsons' house. DiNozzo, I want everything there is on Watson and his family by the time I get back. [takes his SIG out and walks to elevator]

Tony

Where are you going Boss?

Gibbs

To talk to Capt Watson.

Kate

Wait, Gibbs, if they're watching him...

Gibbs

I'll make sure they don't notice!

Kate

[to Tony] That is not a good call.

Tony

[nonchalantly] Relax. You think Gibbs keeps that haircut to save on shampoo?

Kate

(walking up the front path with McGee in tow then notices the sweater) They either left in a hurry. Or were forced to!

McGee

How do you know she just didn't leave it there?

Kate

(looks at McGee like he's gone crazy) Because she's a little girl, McGee! (then says the stereotype of a boy) They're not typically slobs!

McGee

Remind me to introduce you to my little sister!

Kate

(using a Gibbs comeback) What was that?

McGee

(scared out of his wits) Nothing Agent Todd!

Tony

Let me guess, you never inhaled.

McGee

I inhaled.

Tony

Yeah?

McGee

Once. A little bit.

Tony

How was it?

McGee

Didn't like it.

Kate

You didn't like it?

McGee

No...

He didn't inhale.