Remember the good ol' days, Kate?
What good old days?
When Gibbs would confide in us and treat us like peers.
(incredulously) No.
Good. I thought it was just me.
“Missing” · Season 1, Episode 20
In this episode: Leroy Jethro Gibbs (9), Kate Todd (9), Tony DiNozzo (8), Abby Sciuto (2)
Do we know how big his unit was?
We could ask him, but in my experience most men lie about that point.
What do you think Kate?
I think that you're still suffering the effects of your party last night.
All I drank was Redbull!
How many?
(slight pause) Eighteen.
[Indistinct yelling.]
Thank god Tony is still alive.
[Gibbs gives her a questioning look.]
Who else you know who pisses people off like that?
[Tony is playing a computer game]
I thought you couldn't type.
I decided to improve myself.
Well, in that case, you might want to lose that shirt. It went out of style three years ago.
This from a girl who keeps a puka shell necklace in her purse.
My grandma gave me those. Wait, you looked in my purse?
Sorry, did I say that out loud?
Tony, you were so lucky you didn't have sisters growing up.
Why is that?
Because you never have reached puberty. Of course one could argue you still haven't reached it. Very professional.
It's my lunch break.
It's 9:30 in the morning.
I'm on Greenwich Mean Time.
Well, you're gonna be on unemployment if Gibbs catches you doing that.
[walks in] Catch him doing what, Kate? [Kate quickly switches his game off while Tony grabs a stack of papers and pretends to be busy]
Nothing. I was just giving Tony here some fashion advice.
On what?
Oh, he was just thinking about... getting both of his ears pierced. [Tony glares at her]
That right, DiNozzo?
I think Kate misunderstood, Boss. What I was really talking about was elongating the lobe, which is a surgery…
Hey, you wanna look like a gay pirate, that's your call. [Tony grimaces]
[mouths] Thanks.
[mouths] You're welcome. I thought you were going to an anti-terrorism conference today, Gibbs.
Change in plans. Marine gunnery sergeant didn't show up for duty this week.
Since when do we track down U.A. Marines?
Since he's one of a handful of people who knows how to arm small-yield nuclear weapons. His SRB. You have 45 minutes to memorize it. And Tony? If that game is still on your computer in the morning, I'll pierce your ears myself.
You were pretty tough on her in there.
Yeah...she reminds me of my ex-wife.
Which one?
All of them.
[Tony, Kate and Gibbs are stuck in a traffic jam]
Rush hour. A misnomer if you ask me.
[deadpan] I didn't.
It's not like anybody's rushing anywhere and it always takes more than an hour. They should call it--
Shut-up-and-sit-there-before-I-shoot-you hour.
I was thinking of something a little shorter.
[Tony slurps on his drink. Gibbs loses his patience and throws Tony's drink out the window.]
That's littering.
Fine me.
You two might want to cover your... [behind them a bomb explodes, sending Tony and Kate to the ground while Gibbs continues walking] ...ears.
Boss, is there a reason why you always take these back roads?!
'Cause you just hate us?
I hate traffic more!
Look, just don't take any chances, ok? I mean, if we're right about Sacco, he's got more than a screw loose.
Aww. Here I was thinking you didn't care.
It's not about caring. If anything happens to you, I'm gonna be stuck working here with Gibbs alone.
It's not that bad. A little grumpy sometimes--
[from the back of the squad room] Hey! DiNozzo! You still here?
Then again you may be onto something there.
[Gibbs' phone rings, Gibbs answers] Hey.
Gibbs.
What's up?
Sacco's just left the bar. I'm-- [Tony stumbles as his vision gets blurry. Turning, he realizes he's been drugged] Uh...Uhh...I'm not feeling so well.
Tony? You okay? [Kate looks up from her paperwork]
I think I screwed up, boss. [Tony falls on his stomach, dropping the phone. Tony tries to use his car as leverage to stand, but the drugs have affected him.]
Hey! DiNozzo, can you hear me?
[Tony grabs his keys, but they fumble in his hands and fall to the ground.]
Hey, Tony!
[Tony pulls out his gun but can't aim it properly and finally falls to the ground on his back. The suspect approaches and takes his gun and Tony is dragged away.]
Tony! Tony, can you hear me?! We're coming for you!
[Tony, Kate and Gibbs are in the elevator]
Admit it. You were worried about me, right?. You don't have to say anything. I know. [Gibbs pretends to ignore him] Ok, I want you to say it. You care, right?
[exit elevator]
So, you're saying you don't care?
Tony, as far as I'm concerned, you're irreplaceable. [smiles]
I knew it. I knew behind the whole Marine thing you really are heart.
[to McGee] Forget about it, McGee. He's still alive.
[Tony is annoyed to find McGee sitting at his desk.]
It's 6:30 in the morning! How can you eat that stuff?
(with his mouth full) Practice!
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