JJohn
John, Ag Department.
Kate, NCIS.
JJohn
Hi... really?
Yes. Why?
JJohn
I've never seen you and I'm at NCIS twice a month.
You are?
JJohn
Yes, I specialize in hail and storm damage.
What NCIS do you think I'm with?
JJohn
National Crop Insurance Service.
That's us, she's a wiz on how corn losses affect pork belly futures.
That's my boss - weird sense of humor. [later, to Gibbs] "How corn losses affect pork belly futures?"
Rule number seven: always be specific when you lie.
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