He stay at your place?
Yup.
You sleep in the coffin, McGee?
Coffin? You said that it was a box sofa bed.
Well... it is! Sort of...
That's why you wouldn't turn the lights on. I can't believe I just slept in a coffin.
...Not just slept.
“Reveille” · Season 1, Episode 23
In this episode: Leroy Jethro Gibbs (7), Abby Sciuto (4), Timothy McGee (3), Tony DiNozzo (2), Kate Todd (2), Fornell (1)
JJohn
John, Ag Department.
Kate, NCIS.
JJohn
Hi... really?
Yes. Why?
JJohn
I've never seen you and I'm at NCIS twice a month.
You are?
JJohn
Yes, I specialize in hail and storm damage.
What NCIS do you think I'm with?
JJohn
National Crop Insurance Service.
That's us, she's a wiz on how corn losses affect pork belly futures.
That's my boss - weird sense of humor. [later, to Gibbs] "How corn losses affect pork belly futures?"
Rule number seven: always be specific when you lie.
McGee said you wanted to see me. Actually, he said I was under house arrest, but I figured that was just your way of making a point.
Do I have to tell you the name of the creek you're up without a paddle? Or how deep it is?
Up to my knees?
I see you're familiar with this particular creek.
I'm sorry I took a long lunch, Boss, but I'm not working a hot case.
What's a hot case to you, DiNozzo? Shadowing a tight ass?
That's not fair, Boss.
War is not fair! And we are at war. Until I dismiss you, which could be any moment now, you will fight that war 24/7. That includes eating, sleeping, taking a crap. Got that?
Yes, Boss. Can I say something?
Only if it has something to do with that bastard I'm after!
It does.
Then speak!
Boss... You've really gotta see Moby Dick.
Well, what's wrong, other than the Hamas guy?
The Hamas guy! You know: the terrorist, the bastard, the ass! We call him everything but his name. You know why that is?
Because we don't know his name?
Because you're not working a hot case. I want his name! I want it today! And don't tell me it's Moby Dick!
[regarding the terrorist who shot Gerald and Gibbs] Why did he give you a shot at him?
He needs to face death to feel alive. Maybe, to feel anything.
Directors want your word that you'll forget about Ari. They think you'll blow his cover.
If I get pay back, it won't be by blowing his cover. Why are you asking me this and not my director?
He refused to.
[finally laughs] Yeah.
You should wake him!
What if he needs the rest?
He's not resting! His eyes are disco dancing under those lids!
They brought it back!
It's Gibbs so it never left!
Okay...make him older than mummy dust! (the image changes) Oh that's so cool! Now make him a young guy on his first date! (the image changes again) Hm...he wasn't a late bloomer like you McGee! (the image changes again) He's cute!
(frowning) You think?
(noticing his frown) Oh (walks towards him) Not cuter than you!
(as she puts her arm around his neck he smiles bashfully) Abs! (laughs) I'm trying to work!
(regretting it) Sorry!
(blushes) No I like it but uh...(admits his feelings) I can't concentrate!
Okay (walks backwards) What if watched (starts yelling) FROM ALL THE WAY OVER...(backs into Gibbs and jumps forward)
Would you be any less grumpy if you slept in a bed?
No!
I didn't think so!
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