[slams a portable fan onto his desk] Anyone, and I mean anyone, know when the air conditioner is getting fixed? What about the name of the genius who invented windows that don't open? Like, what are we on, a space ship? Windows should open!
[checks him out admiringly] Ooh! Have you been working out?
All summer long. Thanks for finally noticing!
No. I meant right now. 'Cause you're sweating like a pig and it's not very... [whispers] attractive!
[She sits down... and jumps up with a shriek when she realizes McGee is under her desk.]
[awkwardly] Morning, Agent Todd!
McGee...
Yeah?
You have two seconds to tell me what you're doing down there!
I'm upgrading the computer system, and, uh...
Time's up!
[She hauls him to his feet by his ears.]
N...n...no! I wasn't looking! Ahh! I wasn't looking!
[walking in] Tony, Did I just see what I thought I saw?
Um, out of respect for my co-workers, I'd have to say "yes, you did" and it's kind of disturbing.
I agree. Put your damn shirt on! This is a federal office building, not a gym! [notices McGee] Damn it, McGee, why are you still here?
The air conditioner's been turned off and it won't get turned on 'till the network's back on.
And you think it's acceptable to be crawling around all day, by yourself?
I just wanted it fixed before I returned to Norfolk.
You have any idea where thinking like this is going to lead you?
Yeah, do you, McGee?
Promotion. You need any help, you ask Tony. It looks like he could use a workout.
[McGee notices Tony's death stare.]
It's not that hard, so I'll probably do it myself.
Good answer!
Don't let him intimidate you, McGee. That's my job today.
[Her phone rinks and she snatches it.]
Agent Todd!
[to Tony] I didn't look!
Oh, I believe you. But let me ask you this... is she a pantyhose or a thong girl? 'Cause I'm thinking thong... [winces as Kate elbows him in the gut]
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