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SEASON 8

Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 8

Mystery Science Theater 3000 Season 8 quotes

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S8Overdrawn at the Memory Bank

[as the Fat Man arrives on scene]

Ah! Hitler! ... or, a guy in a car.

FMFat Man

Mr. Fingal!

Santa!

FMFat Man

I see I'm on time.

For what, Fat Man?

FMFat Man

I've taken the liberty of arranging for some papers for you, uh, passport, exit visa, that sort of thing.

CACrow [as Fat Man]

And I'm big-boned, by the way.

FMFat Man

Your most recent reports were very positive, Mr. Fingal.

Isn't that just great?

FMFat Man

It would be very wise to think of traveling, and enjoying yourself.

Is that what you're gonna do, Fingal? Enjoy yourself?

Lay off, will you Rick?

MAMike [as Fingal]

Let's just get through the movie.

I don't have to be a big man. It was crazy of me to try reprogramming the HX368.

FMFat Man

Luckily you stopped in time.

[a plane starts nearby]

Da-dum da-dada-DIE! Da-dum da-dada-CRAP!

WWoman

Come on, Fingal! The plane is leaving!

You're gonna spend the rest of your life playing it straight?

It's my only chance!

FMFat Man

If you'd made anymore trouble for them, Mr. Fingal, they would have been forced to erase your existence here. That would have been most unfortunate.

Yeah? Well maybe I would have found my own way to get out.

[the Fat Man laughs]

CACrow [as Fat Man]

Oops! Sorry, burped up a capon.

... you think he's can't do it?

FMFat Man

I think he's a fool to risk everything for his silly games.

I guess that was what he was doing.

The hell I was!

[gasp] Mike, he said "hell!"

FMFat Man

Your plane, Mr. Fingal. You don't want to miss it!

There's nothing more boring than playing it safe, Fingal.

FMFat Man

[opening his car] Let me accompany you to the plane, Mr. Fingal.

Shut up, Fat Man!

MAMike [as Fingal]

You... you anteater!

Better safe than dead, Rick.

That's a matter of opinion.

FMFat Man

Mr. Fingal, they're ready for takeoff!

[throwing the papers at the Fat Man] HERE, FAT MAN, YOU TAKE THE TRIP!

SAServo [as Fingal]

And yes, there's a meal.

MY COMPLIMENTS.

FMFat Man

... You're a very foolish man, Mr. Fingal.

Lot of face.

FMFat Man

From now on, whatever happens is your responsibility. Is that clear? [signals his driver to leave]

CACrow [as Fat Man]

To Wendy's!

S8Agent for H.A.R.M.

I'm not leaving until I get the answers, do I make myself clear?

SAServo [as Dr. Stefanik]

Ah, let me review... you're going to leave right now, because you can't get the answers.

SDr. Stefanik

Yes. You've made yourself quite clear. [Walks away.]

CACrow [as Dr. Stefanik]

I'll go get the cot.

[Mike returns to the theater after choking Bobo within an inch of his life.]

Mike, why were you choking the monkey?

Because Bobo is such... HEY!!

S8Riding with Death (movie)

[Driscoll is explaining security procedures surrounding a secret shipment while incessantly cleaning his glasses. Servo makes glass-wiping noises throughout.]

MAMike [as Driscoll]

What is on these things?

DDriscoll

The operation to deliver will begin at precisely oh-five-hundred hours when an Army convoy will depart the laboratory. But...

CACrow [as Driscoll]

I have to clean my glasses first.

DDriscoll

Due to the security breach, and just between the four of us...

SAServo [as Driscoll]

My glasses are filthy!

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