Adam quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000 ... TV Quotes Database

[The opening credits, and the crew are speculating on the source of H.A.R.M.]

Mike

Oh, that stands for Huge Angular Red Marshmallows.

CCrow

Hirsute Astronauts Revile Massachusetts

Servo

Heuristic Analog Rental Meat.

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[Adam Chance karate-chops a piece of wood while a beautiful female student watches.]

MAMike [as Adam]

Solid balsawood, baby!

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[After tumbling with the woman and firing into a target, he shows her the deadly results.]

AAdam

This could've been you, and don't you forget it! Better go back to the judo range.

Mike

The judo range?

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SAServo [as Adam]

Meet me at the karate rink later.

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[Adam turns to his pupil as he leaves on a motorcycle.]

AAdam

Judo range!

CACrow [as Adam]

Then go practice your skeet kendo and bring your aikido rifle, too.

MAMike [as Student]

Gotta get into my judo bikini.

S8 Riding with Death

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AAdam

You think you can't get hurt, Doctor, because this is America? Apple pie and all that jazz?

CCrow

And hula hoops and dungarees?

AAdam

Well, my job is to keep the apple pie on the table, and nobody asks me how I do it!

MAMike [as Dr. Stefanik]

I'll just need an hour to figure out your metaphor.

S8 Riding with Death

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AAdam

I'm not leaving until I get the answers, do I make myself clear?

SAServo [as Dr. Stefanik]

Ah, let me review... you're going to leave right now, because you can't get the answers.

SDr. Stefanik

Yes. You've made yourself quite clear. [Walks away.]

CACrow [as Dr. Stefanik]

I'll go get the cot.

S8 Agent for H.A.R.M.

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