[Explaining Fingal's problem, secretly watching movies doing work]
A Appalonia
He was working in the data flow center of NoviCorp as a processor third class. He had a terrible job: monitoring routine data output on global climate control.
[The Warner Brothers logo appears on Fingal's screen.]
And its effect on Bugs Bunny.
. . .
Man, never show a good movie in the middle of your crappy movie.
. . .
A Appalonia
And he'd been doing it for a few weeks before they caught him doing it.
MA Mike [as Appalonia]
Data entrying with no pants.
. . .
[Fingal gets caught.]
We now return to Billy Madison .
[Fingal has been sent to therapy.]
[on the therapist] It's Merv Griffin!
C Computer
Ask about his mother.
SA Servo [as Computer]
Ask if she wears Army boots.
So againg lesbian nuns run the fututre?
[A shuttle passenger dashes empoverished Fingal's hopes of "doppling" into a stallion.]
I got 47 credits. What kind of a dopple do you think that buys?
SP Shuttle Passenger
An anteater... maybe.
Whoa, huge slam on anteaters out of nowhere!
[At Nirvana Village, workers pass by Fingal with "doppling" people on a tray.]
Oh, look. Must be a Jack-In-The-Box in the food court.
[A boy looks at routing tags while the teacher is explaining what the colors mean.]
B Boy
And blue, like this?
T Teacher
Well, that's rather unusual. We can talk about it later.
T Teacher
We'll talk about it later! Now come along, the class is waiting in the doppling room.
[The boy secretly switches a blue tag with a orange tag before leaving.]
[chuckling] The littlest sexual deviant.
. . .
[Later, the boy switches Fingal's green routing tag with the blue one.]
There's your precious Canadian healthcare system at work. [N]
[A medico and teacher stop restless little Desirée from playing with Fingal's exposed brain, while Marco looks for more mischief.]
Is it "Children of the Damned Day" at the brain institute here?
[Fingal's sleeping body is silhouetted against his identicube.]
Doctor Who ... the hell cares!
You know, isn't it weird how life imitates art, and I'm, like, sleeping right now, too?
[Fingal has been "doppled" into a baboon.]
At least I'm not an anteater.
This movie just hates anteaters !
. . .
This cost me every credit I have?
He's gonna start flinging it any minute now!
. . .
MA Mike [as Fingal]
I'm as clumsy as a stupid, repulsive anteater!
[The "doppled" Fingal is looking at a giraffe.]
What happened to him? He looks drunk to me!
CA Crow [as giraffe]
I'm on medication, okay?
[An overhead shot of workers running around Nirvana Village trying to intercept a unauthorized communication.]
SA Servo [as Worker]
Embassy Suites is having a free brunch! Woo!
[Fingal's identicube begins flahing red.]
Must be Christmas on the Borg ship.
[singing] See you on the dark side of Raul...
You know, I hope nobody ever scrolls up this cinema.
[Fingal is talking to Pierre, a Peter Lorre lookalike.]
. . .
Who's he trying to do? Jimmy Stewart? Uh, James Cagney. No, no, no, wait... John Kenneth Gaulbraith. No, no, no, Ram Jazz. Uh, Terry "Hulk" Hogan, maybe...
P Pierre
Everybody goes to The Place.
SA Servo [as Co-worker]
You know, when they have to go ...
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