Was there a shadow of doubt in Miss Grandy's face as she handed back your paper?
CCrow
Or was it lust?
S5The Wild Wild World of Batwoman
Somehow, that odd little look Miss Grandy gave you seemed to haunt you.
[As Johnny lies awake in bed, an massive image of Miss Grandy's face appears beside him as he remembers her expression.]
SAServo [as Johnny]
Oh, hi Miss Grandy-- EAAAAAAGH! AAAAAAAH! GET AWAY!
And most of all, your new job as student council representative.
[As the narrator says this, we see Johnny standing in front of the council, silently talking about something.]
CACrow [as Johnny]
I envision a cheating wing!
[Miss Grandy notices Mary giving an answer to Johnny]
SAServo [as Miss Grandy]
I smell a big Commie rat.
GMiss Grandy
John, bring it up here, please.
[Mike imitates a buzzer repeatedly going off, Servo imitates a fire alarm going off]
CACrow [as loudspeaker]
PUT YOUR PENCIL DOWN AND STEP AWAY FROM YOUR DESK!
[Johnny slowly makes his way to the front of the classroom.]
Fortunately, your mob ties will get you off, Johnny!
. . .
CCrow
And so Dana Plato's career begins.
[Student council members raise their hands to vote to expel cheater Johnny from their ranks]
MCMike, Crow, Servo
Give us Barabbas! Barabbas!
But did John truly intend to be dishonest?
Or was he just pure evil?
[A question mark appears on-screen.]
CACrow [as the Riddler]
Riddle me this, Batman! [cackles]
[Over the "The End" card]
The end... for Johnny at least, you poor dope!
The Wild Wild World of Batwoman (movie)
[The film opens with a movie logo for Medallion TV.]
Hey, I have my 40-year TV medallion.
[singing] What do you do when you're branded?
CCrow
[singing] You watch TV.
[The first scene after the credits is a night shot of a narrow city street lined with apartment buildings.]
I'm as mad as hell!...
[The camera pans down to rest on the rears of three dancing women in tight pants.]
Holy cow! That's 40 pounds of butt in 30-pound-butt-capacity pants!
CCrow
They just put a bunch of movies in a blender and pressed the 'Mix' button!
[Camera pans up to an imprisioned brunette with a typical 1960's flip hairdo]
Oh, Donald.
[As the professor dances, Batwoman secretly frees a prisoned girl.]
CCrow
Well, we've discovered Batwoman's secret power: She can open unlocked doors!
So this is "The Wild Wild World of Batwoman", eh?
[A puff of smoke goes off in the lab as someone wakes up.]
Whahappa?
SAServo [as TV announcer]
Yes, it's the best hits of the 50s and 60s on 8-track and cassettes!
[The background music continues to go on as two people continue to dance.]
MCMike, Crow, Servo
[in a dull voice] Tequila.
CCrow
Those two were once cute, tiny, lovable babies.
[A man sits at his desk and talks to his secretary.]
MMan
Miss Benson, I'm going to the commissary for a quick bite of lunch, ring through to me if that Simpson call comes in.
Simpson, eh?
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