[Rommel and Rita roll around in some grass while the scene fades using a white-out effect]
This grass... It's... drugged!
“The Sidehackers” · Season 2
In this episode: Crow T. Robot (5), Joel Robinson (1)
[Rommel shows J.C. how to sidehack]
CCrow
It was about that time the Duke boys decided they'd show ol' Boss Hogg just what sidehackin' was all about.
PPaisley
Why can't I reach you?
CCrow
There's a ladder in the way.
JCJ.C.
[after having killed Rommel's fiancee and beaten Rommel unconscious] I treated you like a brother!
CCrow
Not a good brother...
BJBig Jake
He hit Big Jake!
[camera pans across Rommel and his crew, spending a lot of time on a patch of rocks]
CCrow
We're rocks and we're smarter than the rest of the cast.
CCrow
For those of you keeping score at home, Rita is dead.
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