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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 2

“Rocketship X-M” quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

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“Rocketship X-M” · Season 2

In this episode: Crow T. Robot (4), Joel Robinson (3), Tom Servo (1), Dr. Clayton Forrester (1)

[As the three remaining astronauts run from the rock-throwing Stone-Age Martians…]

SAServo [as Astronaut]

Well...that could have gone better.

JAJoel [as Tooter Turtle]

Hellllp, Mr. Wizaaaaard!

CACrow [as Other Astronaut]

Nonsense!

SAServo [as King Arthur]

Run away! Run away!

JAJoel [as Tooter Turtle]

I don't wanna be an astronaut anymore!

[Fade into the next scene, where the rocket blasts off.]

SAServo [as Shaggy]

Oooh! Scooby! We gotta get outta here, Scooby!

CACrow [as Mr. Wizard]

Dreezle drazzle drozzle drome!

SAServo [as Mr. Wizard]

Time for zis vun to come home!

Boy! Nothing more depressing than being locked in a capsule watching a movie about people dying in a capsule.

[As the Martians throw rocks at the astronauts, and the astronauts fire back]

Look, thanks for the rocks, here's some bullets.

[In the host segment after the movie, the crew are upset with the downer ending]

Yeah, why couldn't you just show us Marooned?

We couldn't get it!

TSTV's Frank

Welcome to Deep 13. Would you like to try our smooth, creamy Thruster Buster?

Where's Dr. Erhardt and Dr. Forrester?

TSTV's Frank

I'm Frank. I'm new here. As for Dr. Forrester, he stepped out for a moment. As for Dr. Erhardt... he's missing.

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