[as Ayden befriends the dragon]
It's the look of Spielbergian awe you can only get by staring lovingly at a tennis ball taped to a stick on a Toronto sound stage.
S13The Christmas Dragon
[to the dragon] Stay off that wing.
JAJonah [as the dragon]
[the dragon nods] Alright, mom.
Even though it's healing fast, no flying. You need your rest.
CACrow [as Ayden]
And if DreamWorks lawyers come, we were never here.
SSaerwen
Don't worry...
SAServo [as Saerwen]
I left money for pizza.
SSaerwen
You've created a sacred bond with her. You two will always be able to find one another.
Thanks to social media.
[Arik approaches them]
CCrow
Third wheel alert.
We're going north. Catch up with us when you can.
SAServo [as the dragon]
I get it. You guys can't afford to put me in the next couple scenes, can you?
[as Arik and Saerwen kiss]
JAJonah [as Arik]
Come on, let's give these kids something to talk to their therapist about.
[as the dragon is hooked to Father Christmas' sleigh]
Oh man, guys look, they sleighed the dragon.
Oh, that's neat.
Oh, come on, Emily...
[as Father Christmas, the dragon, and the orphans dive at Gazared and her thugs]
JAJonah [as Ayden]
The spirit of the yuletide! Faster, Santa! KILL! KILL!
[Gazared and the thugs jump into a river]
EAEmily [as Father Christmas]
Eat tinsel, bastards!
JAJoel [as Father Christmas]
Alright, now let's turn around and finish them off! We'll go after their families, and to all a goodnight!
JEJonah, Emily, and Joel
Ho ho ho!
It feels like we're moving!
Well let's make it count boys, let's do the theme song!
Which one? There's like 12.
Uh, I only know the lyrics to Mike's.
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