Sheriff quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

[upon discovering a giant footprint] Whatever made this must have been sixty feet tall.

Glen was sixty feet tall.

Think there's a connection?

Sheriff!

Hey, little buddy!

You want to put me out of business, Will? Why don't you take out your gun and shoot me? That'll close the hotel.

All I'm trying to do is prevent a disaster.

My disaster. Sheriff, if some crazy animal's out there, get 'em!

Yes sir, Mr. Wagoner.

How high, sir?

What are you doing still standing here? Go get him, boys!

You don't understand, Mr. Wagoner.

Make me understand.

It's not a crazy beast. It's just some... animal we don't have any experience with.

Servo

Ow! Geez!

If you close one road- if you open your mouth in front of one hotel guest, I'll have all of your jobs! [to Morgan] You're supposed to be a big game hunter? Go hunt! [to Jim] You call yourself an Indian? You can't even trap a wild animal. Some Indian! [a scantily dressed woman holding a martini suddenly appears]

Have you met my girlfriend? She appears when I make racist comments.