Scenes with Will 3
[as Paul runs through the landscape near a lake away from his father, who is carrying a rifle]
SAServo [as Paul]
Ha ha, dad! Chase me! I'm precocious and filled with wonder! We are but stardust!
You can't spell "dad" without ADD.
JAJonah [as Will]
Aww, I'm gonna have to wing him to stop him. Won't be the first time. BANG!
[cut to them both across the lake]
Wait a minute, did they just run across that lake?
JAJonah [as Paul]
But I'm still so curious!
WMr. Wagoner
You want to put me out of business, Will? Why don't you take out your gun and shoot me? That'll close the hotel.
WWill
All I'm trying to do is prevent a disaster.
WMr. Wagoner
My disaster. Sheriff, if some crazy animal's out there, get 'em!
JAJonah [as Sheriff]
How high, sir?
WMr. Wagoner
What are you doing still standing here? Go get him, boys!
You don't understand, Mr. Wagoner.
WMr. Wagoner
Make me understand.
WWill
It's not a crazy beast. It's just some... animal we don't have any experience with.
[Wagoner throws something down which seemingly hits Servo]
WMr. Wagoner
If you close one road- if you open your mouth in front of one hotel guest, I'll have all of your jobs! [to Morgan] You're supposed to be a big game hunter? Go hunt! [to Jim] You call yourself an Indian? You can't even trap a wild animal. Some Indian! [a scantily dressed woman holding a martini suddenly appears]
JAJonah [as Wagoner]
Have you met my girlfriend? She appears when I make racist comments.
[during a snowy scene]
MMorgan
Let's get this tiger hunt over with. I'm looking for bigger game.
MMorgan
I'm sitting on a fortune, right here in this forest, now!
CACrow [as Morgan]
Look at all this pure, uncut cocaine!
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