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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 11

Mr. Wagoner, Will and others in “Cry Wilderness”

WMr. Wagoner

You want to put me out of business, Will? Why don't you take out your gun and shoot me? That'll close the hotel.

All I'm trying to do is prevent a disaster.

WMr. Wagoner

My disaster. Sheriff, if some crazy animal's out there, get 'em!

Yes sir, Mr. Wagoner.

JAJonah [as Sheriff]

How high, sir?

WMr. Wagoner

What are you doing still standing here? Go get him, boys!

You don't understand, Mr. Wagoner.

WMr. Wagoner

Make me understand.

It's not a crazy beast. It's just some... animal we don't have any experience with.

[Wagoner throws something down which seemingly hits Servo]

Ow! Geez!

WMr. Wagoner

If you close one road- if you open your mouth in front of one hotel guest, I'll have all of your jobs! [to Morgan] You're supposed to be a big game hunter? Go hunt! [to Jim] You call yourself an Indian? You can't even trap a wild animal. Some Indian! [a scantily dressed woman holding a martini suddenly appears]

JAJonah [as Wagoner]

Have you met my girlfriend? She appears when I make racist comments.

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