Mother quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000 ... TV Quotes Database

[Atlantean children in white robes are being led away by high priests]

Hey, it's Jim Henson's Ghandi Babies.

MMother

[voicing her protests from within the crowd] No, my only son, no! You can't take him!

[as Hercules and Ismene watch the crowd restrain her and force her to resume prayer] I hate hecklers.

[whispering] Conform; c'mon, conform.

These children are also dedicated to Uranus. They're being taken to the Mountain of the Dead.

[as Hercules] Oh, cool! Is that a Six Flags Mountain of the Dead?

[The children's family is discussing an exploration mission to space while eating dinner.]

MMother

The first cosmic exploration rocket will be launched from this base.

...the dining room?

[as a mother and her son shop at a bike store]

MMother

Jim, can you guarantee me you're not gonna ride this bike at night?

PAPearl [as Jim]

I can't even guarantee you I won't sell this for cigarettes.

Mother quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000