Ismene quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

[as Hercules] Say; are you a captive woman?

[wearily] Kill me...

Joel

[as Ismene] ...with kindness.

Today is dedicated to Uranus.

[as Hercules] Why thank you, I'm flatte- huh?

Servo

[as Hercules] You're supposed to be nice to me! Today is dedicated to my-

Joel

We know!

Joel

Hey, it's Jim Henson's Ghandi Babies.

[voicing her protests from within the crowd] No, my only son, no! You can't take him!

Joel

[as Hercules and Ismene watch the crowd restrain her and force her to resume prayer] I hate hecklers.

[whispering] Conform; c'mon, conform.

These children are also dedicated to Uranus. They're being taken to the Mountain of the Dead.

Servo

[as Hercules] Oh, cool! Is that a Six Flags Mountain of the Dead?

On the day a daughter of mine would outlive me, it is written that the sacred texts the Kingdom of Atlantis will be destroyed.

Mother, you can't mean-

You must die.

Boy, she's really strict.

No... I don't want to die.

Servo

[mock crying] I want to live! I want to live and laugh and love in life and live!

Joel

[as Antinea] You stop or I'll give you something to cry about.

Take her away.

Servo

[as Antinea] And if you don't die willingly, I'm going to ground you, young lady!