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Mother and Pearl [as Jim] in “The Bicycle Driver”

[as a mother and her son shop at a bike store]

Jim, can you guarantee me you're not gonna ride this bike at night?

PAPearl [as Jim]

I can't even guarantee you I won't sell this for cigarettes.

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