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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 4

Joel, Mother and others in “Hercules and the Captive Women”

[Atlantean children in white robes are being led away by high priests]

Hey, it's Jim Henson's Ghandi Babies.

[voicing her protests from within the crowd] No, my only son, no! You can't take him!

[as Hercules and Ismene watch the crowd restrain her and force her to resume prayer] I hate hecklers.

[whispering] Conform; c'mon, conform.

These children are also dedicated to Uranus. They're being taken to the Mountain of the Dead.

[as Hercules] Oh, cool! Is that a Six Flags Mountain of the Dead?

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