[In his car, Dr. Phil Brewer tries to talk Cynthia out of marrying her fiancé.]
PPhil
And you choose to make a life with Ken?
CCynthia
Yes! He loves me, I know he does, and… and we can have a good life together! Anyway, we… have as good as chance as most married people.
JAJoel [as Cynthia]
Sure, Ken's not anatomically correct, but…
Crash of the Moons (movie)
[Rocky Jones and Winky march in Cleolanta's men at gunpoint to meet with her.]
[cadence-calling] Hut, 2, 3, 4!
SAServo [as Rocky]
We are in a crappy film…
JCJoel, Crow [as Men]
We are in a crappy film…
[Rocky tells Cleolanta about the United Worlds' plan to save her people.]
They'll help you with your evacuation to a new world, which will be mutually agreed upon.
CCleolanta
They will tell me where to take my people?!
No, Cleolanta. They'll only advise.
JSJoel, Servo
[singing] For yooooou!
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