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“Crash of the Moons” quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

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“Crash of the Moons”

In this episode: Joel Robinson (3), Tom Servo (2), Rocky (2), Crow T. Robot (1)

[In his car, Dr. Phil Brewer tries to talk Cynthia out of marrying her fiancé.]

PPhil

And you choose to make a life with Ken?

CCynthia

Yes! He loves me, I know he does, and… and we can have a good life together! Anyway, we… have as good as chance as most married people.

JAJoel [as Cynthia]

Sure, Ken's not anatomically correct, but…

Crash of the Moons (movie)

[Rocky Jones and Winky march in Cleolanta's men at gunpoint to meet with her.]

[cadence-calling] Hut, 2, 3, 4!

SAServo [as Rocky]

We are in a crappy film…

JCJoel, Crow [as Men]

We are in a crappy film…

[Rocky tells Cleolanta about the United Worlds' plan to save her people.]

They'll help you with your evacuation to a new world, which will be mutually agreed upon.

CCleolanta

They will tell me where to take my people?!

No, Cleolanta. They'll only advise.

JSJoel, Servo

[singing] For yooooou!

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